It's Bush's fault that there even are midgets!!!
They're not midgets, they're little people!!
I thought I heard him say that. Kanye must be feeling like an idiot by now. Wait, that would be only if he got the joke.
i saw some west apologist on fox(?) yesterday yammer on about when west said 'president bush', he actually meant the entire govt as a whole, not a single person... yuch! these people don't even have the strength of their convictions..
Absolutely! But, there are plenty of bigots who don't understand why he said it... They are the losers!
Meanwhile, the OLADL is considering filing a hate-crime lawsuit.
That's the "Oompa Loompa Anti-Defamation League", btw.
is there video of this?
Bush Declares War on The Shire; Hobbits Unfazed
Written by infernalpudding
Declares War on Hobbits; Wants small decaf latte
President George W. Bush has declared war on the Shire, claiming that US intelligence has reported that Hobbits possess weapons of mass destruction.
This announcement was made just hours after a group of radical Shiite Hobbits claimed responsibility for a suicide car bomb in Baghdad that killed 22.
In an address to the country, Bush repeatedly stated that he would "capture Frodo Baggins dead or alive".
Later in the speech, he stated that "Hobbits have been a scourge to our fair coun...countr...country since before the Vietnam War, and must be stopped before they attack our homeland with one of their weapons of mass destruction."
According to his speech, the short and fun-loving Hobbits have access over 30 different types of weapons of mass destruction, including:
300 grams of Anthrax toxin
An unidentified amount of Smallpox virus
Small amounts of Ebola virus
30 tons of Mustard Gas
12 tons of Sarin Nerve Gas
The guys from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
Your mom’s cooking
3 Tactical Nuclear Missiles
Elmo’s love-child
Bush's declaration has sparked outrage in many Americans, particularly in groups of fantasy book fanatics and midgets. According to one midget, "The Hobbits are our brothers. Don't hate on them just because they have hairy feet, are three feet tall, at drink copious amounts of alcohol. I have all those qualities too."
The Hobbits, surprisingly, have reacted to the news quite well. In the words of Edward Smallbanks, “This is a guy who choked on pretzel, asked the president of Brazil if he had ‘blacks there too?’, and stated that 50x3 is 200…and you ask us if we’re scared?”
Bush has vowed to bring the Hobbits to justice, but has not said how he plans to do that. The military is suffering a shortage of soldiers, and more troops are not signing up. However, Bush has said that he can find a way around that, and has asked the UN for assistance in the invasion of the Shire.
When asked whether or not he would stop after conquering the hobbits, Bush replied that he would then “begin to access the threat level of the elves”. He believes that the invasion of the Shire should take no more than “2-3 weeks” and if all went well, U.S. troops would be out of the Shire and back in Iraq within 2 months.
Peter Jackson, the director of three movies based on The Lord of the Rings, could not be reached for comment.
There's a telethon?
Glad I'm missing it, like I missed the concerts they've been having on TV as well.
Seriously, I cannot stomach these entertainers anymore. It seems as though every one of these opportunists are coming out of the woodwork to get attention.
From Oprah, to John Travolta, Michael Jackson, Sean Penn, and everyone seeking redemption or attention, they should keep their butts out of the hurricane area.
They have plenty of money. They should send it and STHU.
West's publicist is awesome ... she/he had that kid on Ellen and Oprah on the same day. Damage control.
Maybe this means the Bush haters have jumped the shark.
Former US president Bill Clinton called in to the BET telethon to express support and was asked by co-host Steve Harvey what his administration would have done differently if it were in power during the hurricane. Clinton refrained from criticising George Bush, but talked about the importance he placed on the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
“We always thought faster was better than slower,” Clinton said.
NBC stations televised an appeal last week, marked by rapper Kanye West’s off-script comment that “George Bush doesn’t care about black people”.
But this time the performers largely stuck to scripts, including West, who sang Jesus Walks with a gospel choir. West’s microphone was not working during the first few lines of his song, though, in what appeared to be a technical glitch.
Only an impish Chris Rock could not resist scaring producers, looking into the camera and saying: “George Bush hates midgets.”
http://www.examiner.ie/breaking/story.asp?j=58105872&p=58yx6y36&n=58106164&x=
Comedian-actor Chris Rock responds to a question during a panel discussion at UPN's portion of the Television Critics Association's annual press tour Thursday, July 21, 2005, in Beverly Hills, Calif. Rock is executive producer, co-creator and narrator of the fall sitcom 'Everybody Hates Chris,' which will air on UPN. (AP Photo/Ric Francis)
bttt
I've always liked Chris Rock even though he's probably a lib. I'll have to take a better look at him now. In the mean time, Chris needs to keep one eye open all the time. His fellow actors are going to be after him!
I'm glad he said it.....it makes fun of Kayne.
A parallel would be diane feinstein saying that ted kennedy was taking driving lessons from Mary Jo Koepechne.
ya bast@rds!!!
