1-800-DNA-TEST - home DNA test kits - I'm not making this up

1-800-DNA-TEST ^

[EveningStar]

DNA testing - Easy, discreet, painless, accurate DNA testing services

[EveningStar]

Hey, Grissom - check this out!

[avg_freeper]

I'm going to buy two kits and test to see if I'm related to my self.

[Tax-chick]

It would be neat if the test came with an answer key, and you could fix things up ... I'd like to have straight hair and smaller feet, for example.

[frankjr]

Is this the same DNA kit that Oprah used to determine she is a Zulu?

[ElkGroveDan]

Actually this technology is quite useful for genealogists. Sometimes you have a branch of a fmaily where you are not certain if the progenitor was adopted -- or issues like that. When the cost comes down I am going to use this.

[John Jorsett]

Cool. The next service they could offer is testing to see if you're related to celebrities or rich people whose DNA they have in their databanks. See if you're Tom Cruise's 3rd cousin, or entitled to a stipend from Donald Trump.

[atomicpossum]

You should say that these are paternity tests...We're planning to get our twins tested to settle the question of fraternal vs. identical. It would be nice to do it on a home test, but, hey, we're already sure of the paternity...

[zerosix]

Hey, guys are finally hitting back at the honeys who they shall we say, are familial with, then later "become with child" claiming it is theirs. It's about time since women through "choice" can decide whether a guy's kid gets life or death, on a whim, so why not check the kid's DNA against your own.

I find this all the result of our totally loose morals, "hooking up", "choice", etc. If either sex really cared about kids, they would get married.

[EveningStar]

First man: When I was in Africa, I used to play poker the natives.

Second man: Zulus?

First man: No. I ususally won.

(old joke from Boy's Life and My Weekly Reader)

[Pylon]

There are many of these available. They mail you the test kit and you send it back, with the payment, and they will give you the results. If you google home dna test, or alike, they will come up. You just swab the inside of the cheek and seal it.

[thulldud]

"Mama's baby, Daddy's maybe" no more....

[DumpsterDiver]

We're planning to get our twins tested to settle the question of fraternal vs. identical.

Government DNA Testing Questionnaire: Are they the same sex?

(just kidding)

[frankjr]

Ba-da-bum!! Believe it or not, I actually laughed at your joke.

[EveningStar]

I know. I just heard a radio commercial about this product and they described that very procedure. Ah, technology. :)

[Red Badger]

Can I use it to see if my in-laws are actually human?........

[Fido969]

Turns out about 10% of the kids that men think are theirs - aren't.

Question is - do you want to know?

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[Paradox]

This is kinda old news. I knew someone who worked for such a company, who told me the heartaches when the fathers would call up and find out that the kid was NOT really his. Very sad.

[EveningStar]

I remember that joke from the 1950s.

[Halls]

how can u not know if your twins are not identical or fraternal? Do they look exactly alike? Also, in the womb when a doctor does a sono they can tell if they are in one sac or two. ONe sac would mean identical and two would be fraternal.

Most fraternal twins don't look exactly alike, however the Olson twins are fraternal twins and they are look, talk, etc...the exact same.