Posted on 09/05/2005 9:32:54 PM PDT by smoothsailing
Bill Clinton's third inaugural
Sunday, September 4, 2005
WASHINGTON --
Over a lifetime, Bill Clinton has exhibited a number of irresistible urges. One, more acceptable than others, was to be inaugurated, which, according to my dictionary, means commencing some office with ceremonies and ritual.
According to Bill, he inaugurated himself into marijuana smoking -- but not inhaling -- at Oxford University in England. Five years later, he was sworn in as attorney general of Arkansas, then five times as governor of the state and twice as president of the United States.
Now in 2005, Bill Clinton is looking for a new job with a beautiful new inauguration.
DESTINATION NYC
It will all start with the Clinton Global Initiative in New York City on Sept. 15. And for three days it will bring together what Bill's spin doctors describe as "the world best minds and most distinguished problem-solvers."
We all know how they can lie.
Mark Twain put words into Clinton's mouth when he wrote in Huckleberry Finn, "Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And, ain't that a big enough majority in any town?"
Certainly the Clintonistas have tasked themselves with some major problems. In three days, they will offer "immediate practical solutions" on:
how to reduce poverty
how to use religion as a force for conflict resolution
how to combat climate change
and how to strengthen governance throughout the world.
With Bill Clinton as ringmaster, thumping the circus drum and conning the chumps and dupes into the big top, it is time to pay some close attention to the myriad scalawags who will congregate at the Sheraton Hotel on New York's West Side.
There will be Jacques Chirac, soon to face re-election and become former president of France; Tony Blair, who, unbelievably...
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The MSM loves talking to themselves.
hahahaha... that was good, really had me chuckling..thx
The only thing positive about Klink is he POSITIVELY made J Carter the second worst Prez. in our history.
Ah Oxford, where Bill didn't inhale, didn't get drafted and didn't get a degree.
And he became well red.
It is somewhat odd that his family, the Heshamites, occupy about 85% of Palestine and brutally crushed their uprising to establish a state there in the 1970s in the way that anti-semites like to believe Jews put down the Palestinian intafadas. Yet no one makes a peep about that.
Odd indeed.
His "LEGACY" continues...
I found part of Twain's quote as a prelude and title of Ross Thomas's "The Fools In Town Are On Our Side" nearly three decades ago.
A gloriously scathing satire of Cold War espionage and Southern Corruption at its slimiest. That book and quote have been very close to me ever since.
Bill can clamber for the spotlight, but very few outside the conference will pay attention.
Jack.
Thanks Jack,I'm going to my little local library tomorrow,and that's a book I want to read.
If this were the Al Gore Global Initiative, it surely would have been scheduled for the Superdome in New Orleans.
It's a thick book, smoothsailing. Hard cover or paperback. Which tells three complete stories that come together in a corrupt city named Swankerton. Nestled deep inside an un-named Southern State.
It's also a superb read. Then, so is any novel by the late, great Ross Thomas.
Jack.
I don't mind reading a thick book,but maybe I'll just drive there! ;)
I thought the Rhodes Scholarship was how Moscow drafted their agents.
Still looking to be elected the next UN secretary-general, huh?
They aren't saying; but this sounds like it is designed to help the Hilabeast.
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