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this is what i think on earth gravity is a pull down force right u jump u forced to land down fast just do your research on gravity because this would take for ever to explain but moving on have you notice the only living things that have tails are animales and mammals its because there back is upwards faced to the sky chest down to the ground supporting your lower body to be forced down by gavity thats why u see tigers cats rinos sharks monkey and **** with tails because of gravity the way they handle there body in life crawling with there back facing the sky my conspiracy about babies having tails is because they where facing down with there back with hands pointed down and close to feet just like animals im not sure if im wrong there could be a case of a stage of mutation untill we know i guess we can keep on guessing but i know that why aniamls have tails im gonna go ahead and tell you that u cant name one animal that dosent have a tail and remember the old myth about humans comming out in caves with tail i kind of beleive it because they had to live inside caves in order to survive because the weather was all ****** up way way back in the day and these caves they were living in was not supported for them to fully standup so guess what they had to do bend there back croach u know **** like that and what do u get with u do that a tail because of the rules of gravity pulling us down im not saying that they changed when they started doing this my conspiracy is that the younger ones living in the cave basicly live there whole life and devoloped a tail of over a time of being rasied in a cave instead of the adults who where forced to move to a location to survive because the climate was dangerous in that time they didnt have a early life head start like there future children who adapted to this type of living at a early age and u heard of this theory to if u set on a chair and u dont stand your upper body straight u will damage your back and develope a hump kind of like what u see on old men these days will think about back in the day on what people hand to do in caves where u couldnt really stand up straight they couldnt support there upper by straight so they had to develope humps the thing about them comming out of caves hairy with tails and humps too i dont know lol **** animals are hairy maye its a link to how animals lived that affected how there hair grew wildly i know there cases today about warewolf hair-like humans that have hair all othere there intire body and documentries on believe it or not tv show that its possible that people living in those caves had the same development and sharp teeth will thats easy is all ready proof that if you eat raw hard disguse chewing meat u will develope some type of sharp teath and bone growth building jaw muscle because bones have calcium i know what your propably thinking why the hell would they eat bones when they could of just ate the meat **** history had it they wasnt that smart i dont know maybe they liked the tasted of the dark stuff inside the bones i know plenty of people today that like eating bones

a off the record u ever seen a guy on replies beleive it or not that eats silver coins if u did remember the sharp teath he had they said he developed them by eating that **** i know its not the same as bones what dose that have to do with what im saying think ( bone are hard to chew too and unlike silver **** he ate that was nonesense it didnt have no good minerals because its not bones)

oyea i do know how to type proper i just didnt wanna waste my time remembering things by correcting words and ****

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I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

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