Enraging Liberals (vanity)

[JasonC]

Top ten ways to reduce a liberal to an impotent, sputtering rage -

10. Exist. (It is unjust; you use up scarce resources).
9. Breath. (You exhale C02 which causes global warming).
8. Say or think that anything is true. (Truth is absolutist, only relativism is allowed).
7. Say or think that anything is moral. (Morality is oppression; and it reflects badly on them).
6. Think for yourself. (The Party knows what you should think).
5. Laugh at anything they do. (It is so insensitive; they are humorless).
4. Make money. (The root of all evil; the only moral thing is to exact it from others by force).
3. Love your country. (Attacking benefactors is their only "virtue", liberalism their only loyalty).
2. Wait five minutes. (When powerless, they live in rage minute to minute).

And the number one way to reduce a liberal to an impotent, sputtering rage is -

1. Be right.

[SteveMcKing]

Celebrate Homogeny.

[freespirited]

Make a list of Republicans who used to be Democrats. Invite a liberal to name as many Democrats who used to be Republicans.

[Deetes]

Facts !!!!

Or ANWR ;-)

[GermanBusiness]

[be right]

Ask a liberal whom we were really fighting in Korea (not the North Koreans). Then ask them whom we were really fighting in Vietnam (not the North Vietnamese). Once they agree that it was China (which most will fail to say yes to if they see the checkmate coming)...then ask them what Nixon did with China in 1972 to end the Vietnam War. This will cause the smarter liberals to either short circuit (and tell you that you are nuts) or they will become conservatives at that moment.

[rlmorel]

bttt

[stocksthatgoup]

bttt

[KeyWest]

Then ask them whom we were really fighting in Vietnam (not the North Vietnamese). Once they agree that it was China

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Actually it was the USSR. The NV hated China and even fought them during the war!

[R. Scott]

Another that works – ignore them with a chuckle and shake of the head.
One accidentally came into my favorite watering hole and started spouting anti-US crap while watching the news. Every customer, every waitress, every dancer and the bartender did the same thing at the same time. The looked at him, laughed lightly and shook their head in amazement – just like you would when a small child says something really off the wall. He sputtered, ranted for a couple more minutes then departed.

[R. Scott]

… or they will become conservatives at that moment.

Should read, “…or they will become conservatives at that for the moment.”

[mozarky2]

I usually mention that Karl Rove was behind the phony TANG memos...works every time!
Try it sometime!

[Libloather]

Own an SUV...

[XpandTheEkonomy]

Funny and astute..........

[SAWTEX]

State as fact that Liberalism is based in emotion while conservatism derives from logic and reason.

[elcid1970]

Add to your list:

Worship God

Serve in the military

Admire the opposite sex

Buy a gun

Think of the U.S. as the greatest country ever known

Think, rather than feel

Buy another gun (and become proficient in their use)

[reformedliberal]

Know history. When the liberals spout nonsense, calmly remind them of the lessons of the past.

Guaranteed, they will say :"Well, _you_ obviously know history", implying this is some sort of unfair advantage that is at the expense of the ignorant or those in denial.

[dsmatuska]

Make a list of Republicans who used to be Democrats. Invite a liberal to name as many Democrats who used to be Republicans.

Good idea. My memory's shot. Let's name them.

[Tatze]

Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell

[dsmatuska]

Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman (I guess I shoulda known that one.)

[dsmatuska]

Ronald Reagan