Posted on 08/26/2005 12:59:30 PM PDT by Jeff Head
Cindy Sheehan, Wednesday, August 24, 2005:
Sometimes the jokes write themselves...
Oh come on... Rita Cosby has to be #1 or #2, and Al Gore with his lisp. These are two voices I can't stand
Yes it would...but there are so many quotes she has made and so many of them would be equally good at that rally to show her for what she is.
You can't put a high shine on a turd, no matter how much you polish it.
Apparently he was also against the war...but God bless him for not making a spectacle of it, and being strong for his other children, all of whom are grieving, and needed a solid parent there to help them through.
...or the lies reveal themselves.
A drive-thru Maaco® couldn't fix that wreck.
Caption under the picture should read: "Pimps Shoot Their Media Whore"
After all, isn't that what the media has been doing? Pimping for Sheehan and her anti-American groups?
All she needs it stiletto heels and the WHORE look will be complete.
I noticed that 'mush-mouth' abnormality also.
There ain't time for that much beauty sleep.
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Since most of us walk with our bodies behind our center of gravity, hamstrings, buttocks, inner/outer thigh and abdominal muscles have atrophied as a result. To conteract this, the Swiss inventor devised a means to render walking as inefficient as possible (and outright difficult). Users of MBT equipment will initially experience fatigue and muscle soreness in the feet, ankles, calfs, hamstrings, upper and inner thighs, stomach and back (brings to mind Cruel Shoes - as advertised by Dan Acroyd - fad from a few years back). For extra effect wear your MBTs on uneven surfaces such as dirt, gravel, and sand.
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Cindy She-man does get fixed up, a little rouge and gel spray around the eyes to make her look like a weeping non- mom.
As for concealing the uglyness, it can't be done, it radiates from the soul.
In her case, definitely...
My former boss' Rule 5: "You can't polish sh*t".
sheesh---I am going to spend $250 to feel like I am walking on rocks!! no
Depends on how much you charge.
Don't forget you get the CD too though.
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We must remain true to our men who are fighting for the freedom of this country. They have laid down their lives and limbs for the United States of America, and even for Iraq and Afghanistan's freedom. We must remain true to them as they have to us! God Bless our Military.
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In war it's 'surrender or die' ~ these prisoners have their lives, that is decent enough treatment for the vile murderous thugs that they are and on whose side they have chosen; they fought to kill our most gallant, lionhearted, young men and women. | |
There is no ambiguity concerning which side you are on, if you are not for America, then you are against her. We have the military to deal with those who are against us, and to deal with them effectively, that is their job and they do it with excellence.
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What ever happened to Earth Shoes? I thought this whole thing was sorted out years ago.
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