Posted on 08/25/2005 3:34:26 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
Thailand's prime minister is trying to ferret out a government minister who allegedly had a penis enlargement operation, saying news of it is affecting the Cabinet's reputation, a news report said on Wednesday.
"Who did it? Tell me," Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra asked his ministers at Tuesday's Cabinet meeting, triggering a round of banter and causing some to squirm in their chairs, The Nation newspaper said.
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LOL!!
You crazy boys make me laugh!
I'm not real familiar with their justice system, but I'd think if somebody fingers the culprit, he could end up doing some hard time in the Thai penile system.
Very Nice...............
That's pretty much the long and short of it. I'm sure the pubic outcry will be noted by the cabinet members prior to the next erection day.
Should this man come forward or should he sheath himself in legal briefs for protection?
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The Prime Minister will no doubt issue a number of subpenis in an effort to root out the offending member.
...but at present he remains....at large.
Still, it looks like things are heating up. This could explode any second.
Personally, I woould like to see the prick announce his voluntary withdrawal from the cabinet and condom his own actions.
Urinal lot of trouble if you can't keep your swollen ego out of the Thai cabinet. But is he just a jerk, or is he exercising his right of pubic assembly?
Rest assured he won't answer to "Nit Noy Quay Kang" any more.......translation in Thai is "little hard d *ck" ......or so Eaker hates to be called !
So, if I go to the Thai restaurant for lunch - I should say "nit noy quay kang" to my waiter?
I'll have the Pad Thai, Nit Noy Quay Kang!
And you shouldn't do that because then he'd get mad and nobody can have fun with a sore peter.
Given the type of operation this was, the whole thing could just blow over after awhile.
Time for a short arm inspection. Everybody line up!
Principal Carter: What is it, gentlemen?
Coach Warren: We overheard what happened in the gym. We were concerned and thought we should come to see if we could be of assistance.
Principal Carter: Very well. Come in, then.
Ms. Balbricker: No, wait! I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
Coach Brackett: We feel it's our duty.
Principal Carter: But of course. Now, then, Ms. Balbricker, what do you suggest we do about this...this incident? It should be no problem finding out how the boys found their way to the girls' shower, but I don't see that there's any real proof as to who's responsible.
PM: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to be at our meeting?
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