Are Men The New Women? (Debbie Schlussel On Real Women Being Turned Off By Girly Men Alert)

Debbie Schlussel.com ^ | August 24, 2005 | Debbie Schlussel

[HitmanLV]

Yea, it's rough out there!

[ClearBlueSky]

Now wait a minute! If testosterone and hair mean macho, Wookiees have got it GOIN'ON!- lol

[darkangel82]

Because if you have hair on your chest/stomach, the definition isn't as noticeable which is what they want on their ads for health products.... which is why all the men models used to sell such things look like twinks.

What is a 'twink'? Or do I not want to know.

[Clemenza]

They're doing it for a certain type of chick. I've actually encounter them from time to time. The phrase they use (often) to describe one of these guys is, "He really takes care of himself." The body wax, manicures, etc. are part of a package that includes four or five trips a week to the gym, teeth cleaning every four months, etc. etc.

We used to call such chicks "fag hags."

[Clemenza]

Stick with outer borough chicks has been my credo.

[Modernman]

I think the last president with facial hair was Taft. Why is this?

Polls show that people are less likely to trust a politician with a beard.

[ClearBlueSky]

Obligatory Mel Gibson pic!!! THIS woman knows what kinda men she likes- unfortunately there aren't many around who look like THIS!

[ClearBlueSky]

Well....damn! The pic showed on the preview! :-<

[ClearBlueSky]

Well....damn! The pic showed on the preview! :-<

[Modernman]

The body wax, manicures, etc. are part of a package that includes four or five trips a week to the gym, teeth cleaning every four months, etc. etc.

Now there's something unmanly about keeping in shape and getting one's teeth cleaned?

[ClearBlueSky]

What THIS woman wants--- One more try!

[RightWingAtheist]

Two things. First, I realized in high school that my best friend had to be gay when I found out he shaved and waxed his legs. He said it was just for swimming, but yeah, he's as queer as a three dollar bill (even queerer: he's an outspoken Conservative).

Second: Ladies, despite what all the men's mags may imply there are some places you should not shave unless you're dating either Roman Polanski or Gary Glitter. That's all I'll say.

[Betis70]

This poor guy might make a Highland Gorilla nervous ...

[Caipirabob]

"It is mah intention, that we shall march upon the East and the West and burn it, until the ah no moah liberals!"

Hey, I can dream...

[trubluolyguy]

I love this article. Maybe there is still hope for the slightly overweight hairy 30 something guy that isn't even aware of what the hell a "weathergirl" is.

[RightWingAtheist]

Maybe your wife thought she was marrying the other Jeff Chandler!:-)

[trubluolyguy]

"Men are supposed to be hairy"



What about ear hair?

[durasell]

Stick with outer borough chicks has been my credo


What? You got something against Second String fashion models from Italy or "gallery representatives" from Soho? I little pricey to maintain? Of course. But as they will tell you (repeatedly) they're worth it.

[Melas]

That little thing Chuck wears ain't no beard. lol

[Melas]

My beard is so heavy that I would have to shave twice a day. Worse, it's coal black so it shows up easily. Even in the military I had a weekly shaving chit. My beard was just not meant to be shaved daily, it's too tough and painful.