Posted on 08/18/2005 1:36:15 PM PDT by manny613
One day after Madonna suffered a broken collarbone while riding a horse on her forty-seventh birthday, scientists successfully cloned the music superstar to enable her upcoming world tour to proceed as planned.
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We don't need any more of that skank.
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Is this one not as Banged Up as the real Madonna?
Um, are you referring to her lack of riding skills or something else?
Great. When the real one gets well, they can both get on stage (one on each side) and I can finally hear her in stereo.
An adult Madonna clone would be able to sing "Like a Virgin" with meaning.
Should such a tragedy happen, I would have no choice but to declare jihad.
why?
Putting this freakette's head on the dog's body would be a fitting fit. Pair her with Jacko's clone - what a lovely pair (of freaky freaks!)
Try to imagine how many times you'd have to clone Courtney Love before you had one version out of prison at any given time...
Monoskank, stereoskank... whatever.
Try to imagine how many times you'd have to clone Courtney Love before you had one version out of prison at any given time...
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I understand the Lawrence Livermore Lab burned out its best computer trying to calculate that number last month.
Good point. The recording industry cloned Madonna hundreds of times before scientists even tried. And Madonna has no doubt tried every other method of procreation (probably with the help of record producers) since she started in the business.
See "Reservoir Dogs" for the TRUE meaning of that song.
BTW: "Like a Virgin" was written by a gay man.
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