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Madonna's birthday a bust
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| Aug. 16, 2005
Posted on 08/16/2005 11:31:38 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: COUNTrecount
Did the horse fall off of her?
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:32:50 AM PDT
by
since1868
To: since1868
maybe it was a mare? Kinky, that.
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:34:29 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Semper Conservitatus)
To: COUNTrecount
Wow 47. Ha ha ha. Madonna is an old lady. Father Time is breathing down her neck. She'll have to get all the sluttin in she can in the next few years. It's hard to be "like a virgin" when you have osteoporosis.
Then again, getting old isn't too bad, at least she'll get her monthly handout from the Feds.
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:35:40 AM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: llevrok
Maddona's Osteoporosis must be a bitch.
What's next the ol' hip Govenor?
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:36:08 AM PDT
by
BlackRain
To: COUNTrecount
Now she will become a spokesperson for the broken-ribs charity organizations, I expect.
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:36:10 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: COUNTrecount
damn shame she didn't break her neck....
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:36:18 AM PDT
by
SouthernBoyupNorth
("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
To: COUNTrecount
I wonder if the expletives flowed forth from her mouth with a proper English accent or a Detroit one.
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:37:01 AM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: COUNTrecount
We should be happy that she's moved out of the US...
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:37:40 AM PDT
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
To: since1868
That can't be topped....LOL!
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:38:35 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives. We're Transmaniacon MC!)
To: COUNTrecount
To: COUNTrecount
Gee I wonder if she had to wait to get an Dr. appointment in the socialist health care system.
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:39:35 AM PDT
by
ghitma
(Lifter)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:43:20 AM PDT
by
My2Cents
("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
To: Izzy Dunne
Now she will become a spokesperson for the broken-ribs charity organizations, I expect.Her talent is being able to market herself.
It's an enormous talent considering that SHE has no singing or acting talent whatsoever.
She marketed herself as a singing slut. She DID get it half right.
All the movies she did were a bust, like her party.
I pity her children. They are doomed.
To: COUNTrecount
Hey, I broke my ankle a few years ago. How come I didn't have the paparazzi after me? :)
To: COUNTrecount
Isn't that how Christopher Reeve got done in?
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:44:57 AM PDT
by
mhking
(The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
To: since1868
Did the horse fall off of her?More likely another example of a celebrity convinced they could do anything, such as riding a horse they were not capable of handling.
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:48:04 AM PDT
by
MJemison
To: mhking
Yeah, he fell on the back of his head, arse over teakettle, as they say.
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:48:14 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America)
To: MJemison
Wasn't it about this time last year that Ozzy tried to do himself in on an ATV (as opposed to the booze)?
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:49:10 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America)
To: fatnotlazy
Hey, I fell yesterday...too stupid for me to repeat how.
But I cracked my knee, both wrists hit the ground and eventually I did a face plant too.
Not news, and nothing broken.
However, it's nothing to be joking about.
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posted on
08/16/2005 11:50:54 AM PDT
by
OldFriend
(MERCY TO THE GUILTY IS CRUELTY TO THE INNOCENT ~ Adam Smith)
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