Wow 47. Ha ha ha. Madonna is an old lady. Father Time is breathing down her neck. She'll have to get all the sluttin in she can in the next few years. It's hard to be "like a virgin" when you have osteoporosis.
Then again, getting old isn't too bad, at least she'll get her monthly handout from the Feds.
Well, I wouldn't exactly call 47 old.
HEY! Watch it....