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Madonna's birthday a bust
Globe and Mail ^ | Aug. 16, 2005

Posted on 08/16/2005 11:31:38 AM PDT by COUNTrecount

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To: sgtbono2002
From what I have read of Madonna she may have been under the horse in a special harness
41 posted on 08/16/2005 12:26:15 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: COUNTrecount

Pee-Eww. Did someone leave an open can of cat food out?


42 posted on 08/16/2005 12:27:12 PM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Prodigal Son

i would!


43 posted on 08/16/2005 12:29:20 PM PDT by spyderbarque (who farted?)
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To: COUNTrecount

What a pig.


45 posted on 08/16/2005 12:47:07 PM PDT by Fawn (Being a FREE COUNTRY doesn't mean EVERYTHING'S FOR FREE!!!!!!!)
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To: COUNTrecount

ok, madonna, just move a little to the left, no,too much,
now a little to the right, good, now stretch, oh, man it's
hot with these lights on, ok, now try and look sultry,
give me the come hither eyes, whew it's starting to stink in here, what did you have for lunch? Asparagus and bean salad? Oh, man....

well, anyway this should sell some pictures, and be worth maybe a few CD's sales, you certainly won't sell any
videos of your movies.......OK see you later, you can go
clean up at the carwash...Is the the Kabbalah prayer position, or the Kabbalah yearly gynecological exam position?


46 posted on 08/16/2005 12:50:24 PM PDT by Getready ((...Fear not ...))
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To: COUNTrecount

I wonder if this fall knocked some sense into her?


47 posted on 08/16/2005 1:03:46 PM PDT by HawaiianGecko (Liberals believe common sense facts are open to debate!)
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To: COUNTrecount

HA ha...
48 posted on 08/16/2005 1:22:48 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: spyderbarque
i would!

No, 47 is not old. I am 40 now and in better physical shape than I was in my 20s. Fair enough, I've had some injuries along the way but my conditioning is as good and my physique looks as good as ever. I have more stamina than people half my age and twice the experience. Guys who are in their early twenties regularly ask me for work-out and diet advice. I have a huge appetite for life and much much energy. I don't see that suddenly going away in the next 7 years.

It's all what you make of it. I've seen people who were 35 just completely let themselves go and they look beat up and old. You take care of yourself and apply some sweat and discipline to the situation and you're not old until you're 70 or so. You can say what you want about Madonna but she has kept herself in great shape and she is definitely not old at 47.

49 posted on 08/16/2005 1:32:14 PM PDT by Prodigal Son
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To: COUNTrecount

My guess, years of starving herself, fad diets leading to early osteoporosis, brittle bones no doubt aided in so many broken bones in this fall.


50 posted on 08/16/2005 1:35:30 PM PDT by SunnySide (Ephes2:8 ByGraceYou'veBeenSavedThruFaithAGiftOfGodSoNoOneCanBoast)
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To: exile
"Well, I wouldn't exactly call 47 old."

For a normal person it isn't, but for someone who fancies herself a sex-symbol, it's Methuselah City.

Well, she's never been my cup of tea so I never fancied her as much of a sexy woman personally.

Now Sophia Loren, on the other hand, is a beautiful and sexy woman to this very day at 70 years of age.

51 posted on 08/16/2005 1:36:37 PM PDT by Prodigal Son
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To: SunnySide

Rush said he was getting emails asking what part of the horse she was riding!!!!!! HA!


52 posted on 08/16/2005 1:40:32 PM PDT by LYSandra
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To: COUNTrecount

"A whore is a whore is a whore of course, of course of course of course of course!"


53 posted on 08/16/2005 1:41:29 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: COUNTrecount
A horse's ass falling off a horse's ass.

No wonder it's in the news.

54 posted on 08/16/2005 1:45:30 PM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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To: Living Free in NH
More like: Did the horse fall IN her?

This may be the only known case of a horse wearing a 2x4.
55 posted on 08/16/2005 1:47:33 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Islam is war)
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To: Prodigal Son

"Now Sophia Loren, on the other hand, is a beautiful and sexy woman to this very day at 70 years of age."

Sophia Loren is an attractive woman, Madonna is an aging pop-tart.


56 posted on 08/16/2005 4:45:25 PM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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