Cindy Sheehan Action Figure In Works

The National Ledger ^ | 08/15/2005 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Perhaps they could give this little action figure a shovel for either digging more American soldiers graves which she will be responsible for or, of course, shoveling the s$!&& she has become famous for.

Good point, feeangel. Thanks for reading and posting. I appreciate it.

[righttackle44]

I hope somebody REALLY does make an action figure.

It could whine, form an anti-war organization composed
of two people, lie and come with divorce papers.

[writer33]

So, those folks standing by her are getting larger? Is that whole "obesity is an epidemic" thing coming around again?

LOL...nice work Chris.

They must be. :)

Thanks for reading and posting, tongue-tied. I appreciate it and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Sorry for taking so long to respond. I lost your ping.

[writer33]

I've got V.V.T. in my new Toyota Rav4S!!! (Variable Valve Timing)(Visionary Valuation of Tallywhackers)(Veritable Virtuous Torment)(Vicious, Venomous Totalitarians)(Volvoid Valuing Toadies)

:) Hehe!

Sorry I took so long. I lost your pings.

[writer33]

Was "Ditch Bitch" given any consideration?

:) HA! Good stuff, B4B. Thanks for reading and posting. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

That was a doll I had as a little girl, "Little Miss No Name."

:) Thanks for reading, alnick. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Ah--the Perfect Rovian Storm has taken over Chris has it! All Karl's Fault!!!!!!!! You might want to stand back a bit while you monitor--it might explode and do some damage! I think the design has a few flaws! :o)

:)

[writer33]

..Actually, I think THE RED QUEEN has a "Political Glass jaw." (very cold / her temper...that " I'll kill and feast, on little cute puppies/kittens. " look. :)

:)

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, drlevy. I appreciate it more than you know.

[writer33]

It could whine, form an anti-war organization composed of two people, lie and come with divorce papers.

:)

[pookie18]

Thanks...will rerun in Today's Toons 8/17/05.

[atlanta67]

is this like scrapple face?

[E.G.C.]

BTT!!!!!!

[Reaganghost]

Cindy Sheehan, a mis-guided missle.

[StarCMC]

ROFL!!!

[T Minus Four]

Feel free to use it.

[Grampa Dave]

Zacs Mom has designed the perfect graphics art cover for the Action/Lying/Spinning Cindy Doll:

[BOBTHENAILER]

If the LEFT were to get, say a Karl Rove or an Ann Coulter doll, some very unclean things would be done with it.

Thankfully, nobody on the right will be buying this one.

[AgThorn]

I'm tempted to remove the word 'Satire' and place it in real small type at the foot of the post and then post this widely to my 'leftist' high school buddies, on many left leaning groups ... bet I will have a lot of new friends that will feel that I have finally 'seen the light'! ;-) It is amazing how gullible the left is ... this piece, as well written as it is, would have love letters being sent to Mattel with the removal of one word! ;-)

You're a wacky "skilled" writer, Chris ... thank goodness you're on the 'right' side!! ;-)

[SierraWasp]

"Cindy Sheehan, a mis-guided missle."

More like a carefully programmed "Weapon of Mass Confusion!!!"