Posted on 08/14/2005 12:57:16 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
"Troglodyte"
(As recorded by Jimmy Castor Bunch)
JIMMY CASTOR BUNCH
What we're gonna do right here is go back
Way back into time
When the only people that existed were Troglodytes
Cave men, cave woman, Neadrothol, Troglodytes
Imagine the average cave man at home
Listening to his stereo
Sometimes he'd get up and dance
He'd move something like this "dance dance"
He'd get tired of dancing alone and look in the mirror
And say "gotta find a woman"
"Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman"
Then he'd go down to the lake where all the girls
Would be swimming or washing clothes or something
And he'd grab one by the hair
You can't do that today fellas
'Cause it might come off
You have a hand full of hair
And she'd be swimming away from you
This was a big woman, big
Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt -- one of the Butt sisters
She looked down on him
And started to crush him
Then she began to play him
He looked up at her and said "sock it to me"
"Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me"
She looked down on him
And said "I'll sock it to you daddy"
And you know what he said
He started it all way back then
I ain't gonna lie to you
He said "right on, right on"
Hot pants, hot pants
Uh uh uh.
(c) Copyright 1972 by Jimpire Music.
Fat bottom girls - yeah that's the one. Must be a fave of Hillary too.
Ever hear My C*ntry by the "Lemmon" Sisters (Dr Demento version) ?
Anyone have that on a Mp3 to share ?
Oh hell, the entire song qualifies as Clinton's theme song.
But I love Jim Reeves....sniff...
Dat's a good one! DFU, please pick up the nearest white phone.
I gave a girl a ride in my wagon
Now she crawled in and took control
She was tired as her mind was draggin'
And I said get some sleep--we'll get on down the road
Like a picture she was laying there
And moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me
Her young face was like that of an angel
And her long legs were tanned and brown
Better keep your eyes on the road son
Better slow this vehicle down 'cause
'Cause like a picture she was laying there
And moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me
I put her out in a town that was so small
You could throw a rock from end to end
A dirt road main street, she walked off in her barefeet
And it's a shame I won't be passin' through again
Like a picture she was laying there
And moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love me in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me
Yeah like a picture she was laying there
And moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love me in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me
All right with me
And the 80s Prince Classic - Raspberry Beret
"I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few"
Can ya hum a few bars ?.........:o)
Primus's "Big Brown Beaver" (ewwww...)
She's gone from suck to blow.
"Let me see your thong"
" How could you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life."
Dedicated to Monica.
Oh my, haven't heard that song in years! "Bertha, Bertha Butt, one of the Butt sisters" bump!
You all are GREAT! I'm laughing my Bertha off reading your replies!
"Candy came from out on the island/In the backroom, she was everybody's darling/But she never lost her head...."
You can't leave out "Aqualung"...:)
"Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen
"Dirty Deeds" by AC/DC
"Liar" by Three Dog Night
"You're No Good" by Linda Ronstadt
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