How long have you had these delusions of something noble to be found in championing the cause of abortion and depraved perversion with some peace and tree hugging thrown in for good measure?
LOL!
Funny post.
All we are saying is give ZOT! a chance.
A ZOT medley...
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization, and together were
the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups; Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. The jackass symbolizes Liberals.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish, but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another evolutionary side note; most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule in baseball, because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their mates. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, and generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe that Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe, when conservatives were coming to America. Then the liberals crept in after the Wild West was tamed, and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.
...and carrot juice is murder.
Are you ready to start eighth grade, troll?
I'll be glad when all you little brats have homework to do. Then maybe you'll go away.
Kudos for the title!
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I gave peas a chance long ago. I especially like the Green Giant young Pea brand. Yummy!
There once was a troll who came out of his hole
And he winked and he blinked and he started
When he saw the bright light that came out of the night
And he opened his mouth and he farted.
And he moaned and he groaned and he scampered for home
And he squirmed and he screamed and he darted
But the Mod took a shot, and he caught a hot ZOT
And he fell with a smell, and departed.
I nominate this for "Best Zot Thread Title of the Year"
We gave peace a chance idiot ... we lost the WTC because of it