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Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old
International Legume Coalition
Posted on 08/13/2005 10:02:43 AM PDT by fox news fan
Edited on 08/13/2005 10:14:35 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! huh yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again yall
War! huh good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: darkshearekeyword; hastalavistababy; irishthatcherite; kayak; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; peas; peaseporridgezot; penguinhumor; rkbawashere; troll; whirledpeas; zawt; zot
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To: 4mycountry
"*low growling sound* " Now, now ... a little respect for your elders. -- I'm four times your age.
In fifteen years, I'll only be two and a half times your age.
Fifteen years after that, I'll be only twice as old as you.
You'd better slow down, kid. At the rate you're going, you'll pass me soon.
5,921
posted on
09/24/2005 10:27:08 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
To: NicknamedBob; 4mycountry
At the rate you're going, you'll pass me soon.funny how that works
5,922
posted on
09/24/2005 10:33:01 AM PDT
by
King Prout
(19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
To: King Prout
Derived from an old Abbott asnd Costello movie.
If you have a good memory, you can seem quite clever.
5,923
posted on
09/24/2005 10:40:09 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
To: NicknamedBob; 4mycountry
just PLEASE don't start up either "Niagara Falls!" or "Who's on first?"
I have a limited taste for recycled vintage vaudeville skits.
5,924
posted on
09/24/2005 10:46:34 AM PDT
by
King Prout
(19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
To: NicknamedBob
5,925
posted on
09/24/2005 11:08:33 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; 4mycountry
"20?"
SEX-a-genarian!
My birthdays have reached a milestone.
I like the sound of that!
A half-a-dozen decades now,
I have under my hat.
And everything's still working,
You'll have to take my word.
In fact, I still have all my parts,
Though the edges may have blurred.
My hairline seems haphazard now,
And spotty at the best.
My upper-body strength,
Has sagged with all the rest.
I still can make the effort,
And suck my gut in well,
But I can't hold that pose too long,
Because my stomach's swell.
With no digestive problems,
I eat just as I choose,
And then I wash the morsels down,
With moderate sips of booze.
For I believe in moderation,
I don't take to extremes,
I guess I'm quite exceptional,
But only in my dreams.
Let's emphasize that syllable,
The first one in this ode,
As I admit the kindness thus,
To womankind bestowed.
No supplements are needed,
Except for Vitamins,
I wouldn't want to have to buy,
Assistance for my sins.
So Mrs. Bob is happy,
Contented all the while,
The medicine cabinet is all hers,
As is her fetching smile.
I'm now a SEXagenarian,
It gives me a lofty view,
I've got ten years to live the part,
And that's just what I'm planning to do!
NicknamedBob . . . . . February 24, 2005
5,926
posted on
09/24/2005 11:21:13 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
To: NicknamedBob
5,927
posted on
09/24/2005 11:28:14 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; 4mycountry
"22?"
There Are 10 Kinds Of People
My computer argued with me, about my counting way,
Something must be this or that. Theres no such thing as gray!
I saw it had a point, of course. I try to be discrete.
But it was somewhat young to know that things cant be that neat!
I know some things can turn you on, and others leave you cold,
But there is stuff to know, about which youre not told,
And rounding errors do occur, we have to guess a lot.
The computer didnt see it. Something is, or it is not!
Well, what is your opinion, then, of Love, and Death, and War?
Can you define the right of things, or what were fighting for?
It may be that youre right. I could be somewhat out of touch,
But anything I do not know, can not amount to much!
NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . August 16, 2005
5,928
posted on
09/24/2005 12:27:19 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
5,929
posted on
09/24/2005 2:36:09 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob
Heh!
If you have a good memory, you ARE quite clever.
;-)
5,930
posted on
09/24/2005 2:37:46 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Conspiracy Guy; nicmarlo; tuliptree76; ...
Hi everyone!
Home from work, and feeling goooood. :-)
What are you all up to?
Would you agree it's more difficult to FReep with a cat on your lap?
5,931
posted on
09/24/2005 2:42:42 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob
Offer: I send you $20.
You send me 1 cent to start, and then double it every day for a year.
Deal?
5,932
posted on
09/24/2005 2:46:26 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: All; everyone; crazypeople; FRiends
5,933
posted on
09/24/2005 3:24:03 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Probably so.
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
It's not too bad when he is sitting down on my lap.
The turning to get comfortable part can be frustrating, closely proceeded by the nails in the thighs when 'dismounting' from the lap.
How's things?
5,935
posted on
09/24/2005 3:38:31 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Not too bad.
Thanks for asking though.
:)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Where is everyone tonight?
5,937
posted on
09/24/2005 3:47:33 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: nopardons
Read poster's history & I gotta agree with you. Chronic case, there, and it looks to me like JR shares that assessment. Poster got the Top Zot.
Can you say, "Game Over"?
5,938
posted on
09/24/2005 4:11:04 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Today's game: The FR Patriots v. The Hatriots)
To: fanfan
Irish step dancing?
To: Do not dub me shapka broham; All
Hmmm.
I don't know if I agree with your police work , there, Shapka.
;-)
5,940
posted on
09/24/2005 4:41:51 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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