Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old

International Legume Coalition

[fox news fan]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

[NicknamedBob]

"*low growling sound* "

Now, now ... a little respect for your elders. -- I'm four times your age.

In fifteen years, I'll only be two and a half times your age.

Fifteen years after that, I'll be only twice as old as you.

You'd better slow down, kid. At the rate you're going, you'll pass me soon.

[King Prout]

At the rate you're going, you'll pass me soon.

funny how that works

[NicknamedBob]

Derived from an old Abbott asnd Costello movie.

If you have a good memory, you can seem quite clever.

[King Prout]

just PLEASE don't start up either "Niagara Falls!" or "Who's on first?"

I have a limited taste for recycled vintage vaudeville skits.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

20?

[NicknamedBob]

"20?"

SEX-a-genarian!

My birthdays have reached a milestone.
I like the sound of that!
A half-a-dozen decades now,
I have under my hat.

And everything's still working,
You'll have to take my word.
In fact, I still have all my parts,
Though the edges may have blurred.

My hairline seems haphazard now,
And spotty at the best.
My upper-body strength,
Has sagged with all the rest.

I still can make the effort,
And suck my gut in well,
But I can't hold that pose too long,
Because my stomach's swell.

With no digestive problems,
I eat just as I choose,
And then I wash the morsels down,
With moderate sips of booze.

For I believe in moderation,
I don't take to extremes,
I guess I'm quite exceptional,
But only in my dreams.

Let's emphasize that syllable,
The first one in this ode,
As I admit the kindness thus,
To womankind bestowed.

No supplements are needed,
Except for Vitamins,
I wouldn't want to have to buy,
Assistance for my sins.

So Mrs. Bob is happy,
Contented all the while,
The medicine cabinet is all hers,
As is her fetching smile.

I'm now a SEXagenarian,
It gives me a lofty view,
I've got ten years to live the part,
And that's just what I'm planning to do!

NicknamedBob . . . . . February 24, 2005

[Irish_Thatcherite]

22?

[NicknamedBob]

"22?"

“There Are 10 Kinds Of People”

My computer argued with me, about my counting way,
“Something must be this or that. There’s no such thing as gray!”
I saw it had a point, of course. I try to be discrete.
But it was somewhat young to know that things can’t be that neat!

“I know some things can turn you on, and others leave you cold,
But there is stuff to know, about which you’re not told,
And rounding errors do occur, we have to guess a lot.”
The computer didn’t see it. “Something is, or it is not!”

“Well, what is your opinion, then, of Love, and Death, and War?
Can you define the right of things, or what we’re fighting for?”
“It may be that you’re right. I could be somewhat out of touch,
But anything I do not know, can not amount to much!”

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . August 16, 2005

[fanfan]

LOL!

I would.

;-0)

[fanfan]

Heh!

If you have a good memory, you ARE quite clever.

;-)

[fanfan]

Hi everyone!

Home from work, and feeling goooood. :-)

What are you all up to?

Would you agree it's more difficult to FReep with a cat on your lap?

[fanfan]

Offer: I send you $20.

You send me 1 cent to start, and then double it every day for a year.

Deal?

[fanfan]

Last post.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Probably so.

[fanfan]

It's not too bad when he is sitting down on my lap.

The turning to get comfortable part can be frustrating, closely proceeded by the nails in the thighs when 'dismounting' from the lap.

How's things?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Not too bad.

Thanks for asking though.

:)

[fanfan]

Where is everyone tonight?

[HKMk23]

Read poster's history & I gotta agree with you. Chronic case, there, and it looks to me like JR shares that assessment. Poster got the Top Zot.

Can you say, "Game Over"?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Irish step dancing?

[fanfan]

Hmmm.

I don't know if I agree with your police work , there, Shapka.

;-)