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Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old
International Legume Coalition

Posted on 08/13/2005 10:02:43 AM PDT by fox news fan

Edited on 08/13/2005 10:14:35 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: darkshearekeyword; hastalavistababy; irishthatcherite; kayak; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; peas; peaseporridgezot; penguinhumor; rkbawashere; troll; whirledpeas; zawt; zot
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
WOO HOO I GOT A '00', I'm having a good night...
4,701 posted on 09/19/2005 6:30:00 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

Well, that's worse than any typo I've ever made; I'll give you that! LOL


4,702 posted on 09/19/2005 6:34:33 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons

It was embarrassing to me as I'd actually been trying to be serious for once.
;-)


4,703 posted on 09/19/2005 6:37:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: King Prout

If an "e"-tard dies and comes back is he /she reintardated ???


4,704 posted on 09/19/2005 6:45:27 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Proud member of the Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club 1972-1973)
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To: sionnsar
For some reason, your "Carpe Viam" description made me think of the word or phrase "tazerfood."

Like, people who drive so badly that you want a tazer beam instead of a car-horn to operate at them.

I've seen Boston traffic. Drivers there are astonishingly, deliberately, aggressively bad. Motrards. (Derived from moron + motor + retard)
4,705 posted on 09/19/2005 6:45:31 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: clamper1797

LOL!


4,706 posted on 09/19/2005 6:49:57 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: All
Howdy, y'all.

I is back ;)

4,707 posted on 09/19/2005 6:50:21 PM PDT by WanderingOisin ("In a mad, mad world, only the mad are sane." --Akira Kurosawa)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"E-shite!"

Hmm. Sounds almost Biblical...

"And the E-shites and the Lamentites were driven into the Desert of Discarded Food Wrappers."

4,708 posted on 09/19/2005 6:52:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: clamper1797
If an "e"-tard dies and comes back is he /she reintardated ???

Otherwise known as the 'transmigration of the troll'!

4,709 posted on 09/19/2005 6:52:36 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare; DocRock; King Prout; Irish_Thatcherite; Lady Jag
Nice. Sheetard!

Has "Grim Freeper" been added? I've been using that one for some time.


Main Entry: Grim FReeper
Function: noun
Usage: often capitalized
Person or persons that uses any questionable news to bash a conservative or semi-conservative administration, (applies to State or Federal).

(See also: Chicken Little/Falling Sky and Fed/Ex "We're Doomed" commercial)

I have a graphic and video link I've been using for "Grim Freepers" since before the 2004 election. I'll dig it out if anyone wants a copy. I keep it on my homepage for anyone to use.
4,710 posted on 09/19/2005 6:53:34 PM PDT by DocRock (Osama said, "We love death, the U.S. loves life, that is the main difference between us.")
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To: WanderingOisin
"I is back"

HelloO

4,711 posted on 09/19/2005 6:55:00 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: Darksheare

Aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...poor you! That really stinks and then some.


4,712 posted on 09/19/2005 6:56:08 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; clamper1797
"...dies and comes back is he /she reintardated ???"

I was thinking it should be reintarduced.

4,713 posted on 09/19/2005 6:57:03 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: NicknamedBob
"And God said to Eetard, 'Go forth and stupefy'"
4,714 posted on 09/19/2005 6:57:20 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

Gads, where do you work? It sounds like the seventh circle of hell or a bureaucracy.


4,715 posted on 09/19/2005 6:57:23 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Darksheare

That's a goodern!


4,716 posted on 09/19/2005 6:59:05 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; fanfan; Monkey Face; sionnsar; Darksheare
E-xactly

My mind has a deficiency, a need for much more E,
E-mail, E-commerce, chat rooms and E-hilarity.
I feel a craving to converse, but through my fingertips,
As much as any logorrheic may do it with his lips.

I like to think I’m clever, with witty repartee,
Truth is, I even get a kick from the emoticons I see ;)
I cannot venture far away, from my link out to the world,
Without my E-communication, my mental flags are furled.

Like ET, when his ship returns, my heart comes back to life,
My heart-light shines out to the world; my cleverness is rife.
At least I like to think it’s so; my contacts do agree,
But they are likely as pathetic in their way as they find me.

We’re building a new species, one that depends on juice,
Electrical connections feed us, and we wither when they’re loose.
We’ll break out soon with wireless. Our new kind will be free!
You’ll know which ones we are, of course, ‘cause we all start with E.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . September 20, 2004
© 2004


4,717 posted on 09/19/2005 7:07:34 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: sionnsar; All
Hiya!

I'm embarrassed to report that my kittens are lushes. My husband left his white Russian unattended while I was gone on vacation, and came back to find one of the kittens with her face in his glass, drinking away.

Now I just plucked the other one out of my wine glass. Sheesh!
4,718 posted on 09/19/2005 7:09:06 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: DocRock

Hmm..
Not yet.
Will have to cobble this stuff together some time.


4,719 posted on 09/19/2005 7:09:14 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: nopardons

Yeah!
Seriousness stopped onthe thread, and it was all laughs for a bit.
;-)


4,720 posted on 09/19/2005 7:10:44 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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