Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old

International Legume Coalition

[fox news fan]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

[Irish_Thatcherite]

WOO HOO I GOT A '00', I'm having a good night...

[nopardons]

Well, that's worse than any typo I've ever made; I'll give you that! LOL

[Darksheare]

It was embarrassing to me as I'd actually been trying to be serious for once.
;-)

[clamper1797]

If an "e"-tard dies and comes back is he /she reintardated ???

[NicknamedBob]

For some reason, your "Carpe Viam" description made me think of the word or phrase "tazerfood."

Like, people who drive so badly that you want a tazer beam instead of a car-horn to operate at them.

I've seen Boston traffic. Drivers there are astonishingly, deliberately, aggressively bad. Motrards. (Derived from moron + motor + retard)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

LOL!

[WanderingOisin]

Howdy, y'all.

I is back ;)

[NicknamedBob]

"E-shite!"

Hmm. Sounds almost Biblical...

"And the E-shites and the Lamentites were driven into the Desert of Discarded Food Wrappers."

[Irish_Thatcherite]

If an "e"-tard dies and comes back is he /she reintardated ???

Otherwise known as the 'transmigration of the troll'!

[DocRock]

Nice. Sheetard!

Has "Grim Freeper" been added? I've been using that one for some time.

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Main Entry: Grim FReeper
Function: noun
Usage: often capitalized
Person or persons that uses any questionable news to bash a conservative or semi-conservative administration, (applies to State or Federal).

(See also: Chicken Little/Falling Sky and Fed/Ex "We're Doomed" commercial)

I have a graphic and video link I've been using for "Grim Freepers" since before the 2004 election. I'll dig it out if anyone wants a copy. I keep it on my homepage for anyone to use.

[NicknamedBob]

"I is back"

HelloO

[nopardons]

Aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...poor you! That really stinks and then some.

[NicknamedBob]

"...dies and comes back is he /she reintardated ???"

I was thinking it should be reintarduced.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

"And God said to Eetard, 'Go forth and stupefy'"

[Army Air Corps]

Gads, where do you work? It sounds like the seventh circle of hell or a bureaucracy.

[Army Air Corps]

That's a goodern!

[NicknamedBob]

E-xactly

My mind has a deficiency, a need for much more E,
E-mail, E-commerce, chat rooms and E-hilarity.
I feel a craving to converse, but through my fingertips,
As much as any logorrheic may do it with his lips.

I like to think I’m clever, with witty repartee,
Truth is, I even get a kick from the emoticons I see ;)
I cannot venture far away, from my link out to the world,
Without my E-communication, my mental flags are furled.

Like ET, when his ship returns, my heart comes back to life,
My heart-light shines out to the world; my cleverness is rife.
At least I like to think it’s so; my contacts do agree,
But they are likely as pathetic in their way as they find me.

We’re building a new species, one that depends on juice,
Electrical connections feed us, and we wither when they’re loose.
We’ll break out soon with wireless. Our new kind will be free!
You’ll know which ones we are, of course, ‘cause we all start with E.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . September 20, 2004
© 2004

[Not A Snowbird]

Hiya!

I'm embarrassed to report that my kittens are lushes. My husband left his white Russian unattended while I was gone on vacation, and came back to find one of the kittens with her face in his glass, drinking away.

Now I just plucked the other one out of my wine glass. Sheesh!

[Darksheare]

Hmm..
Not yet.
Will have to cobble this stuff together some time.

[Darksheare]

Yeah!
Seriousness stopped onthe thread, and it was all laughs for a bit.
;-)