An English Lesson

[SandRat]

We've been too serious today so thought a little lite break was needed

[SandRat]

Thought we needed a little bit of rib tickling after all the news today.

[supercat]

Can you rough a trough through a bough, though?

[Tax-chick]

(6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert, but received his just deserts when he found he was hungry later.

[Billthedrill]

It all makes perfect scents to me.

[Van Jenerette]

...required reading for the children. Make sure they read this after you have read it.

[Redcitizen]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[TomasUSMC]

hey raton de sand, jew donhav to makfun wit englis, sundee Latinos wil espeek in all America - espanissh.

[andyk]

I fired a shot across his bow with my bow.

I lead the miners into the lead mine.

I dove after the dove.

[Bob]

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

[andyk]

Oops, the dove was a duplicate (almost).

[Borges]

Especially if his arms fall into the wrong hands.

[Jaysun]

The universal language should be braille. It's easy. Everyone should speak in braille.

.: : . :.. ._.:.:._.:

[Tax-chick]

Oh, excellent point.

[yooper]

Warning to Freepers well into their fifth vodka sour of the evening, which came out of a fifth by the way:

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ THIS POST!

(Also, did you know that where any four Irishmen are gathered, you can probably find a fifth?)

[speedy]

Reminds me of that thin line between man's laughter and manslaughter. Or the executive who oversees overseas operations.

[TBP]

Bump.

[speedy]

Maybe he should try his hand at singing.

[Windsong]

ThaT dont make no..*hic**..cents...

[Originalist]

"If you call an orange an orange, why don't you call a banana a yellow?" Jim from Taxi.