Alice Cooper is a golf-playing, Republican, born-again Christian.
In any case, there's only one possible choice for Drug Czar: Ozzy Osbourne.
He could end the WOD, by taking all the drugs himself. At least he appears to be giving it a good try, even without being appointed.
This is your brain.....This is your brain if Ozzy had been playing with it.... He's already a one man walking anti-drug commercial!
Kill A Commie For Mommie
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Thanks for clarifying that Alice Cooper is a Pubbie Christian conservative. Go Alice go!
Ozzie: "Uhh man, this job's a real drag. I was told there would be drugs"?
LLS
You are BAD!
Ozzy is a great choice, he can set his alarm for Thursday, call in on Friday and promise to show up Monday (repeat)
(Come to think of it he would make a great Senator from Massachusetts)
I nominate Iggy Pop for Drug Czar.
Diva's Husband
"Alice Cooper is a golf-playing, Republican, born-again Christian.
In any case, there's only one possible choice for Drug Czar: Ozzy Osbourne."
For the record, my nominee is the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent, for either Sec. of Defense, or Head of Homeland Security. If those aren't vacant, then put him in charge of the National Parks.