He could end the WOD, by taking all the drugs himself. At least he appears to be giving it a good try, even without being appointed.
This is your brain.....This is your brain if Ozzy had been playing with it.... He's already a one man walking anti-drug commercial!
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Or as Ozzy would say, "AURGHBAURGHLEGARGHWAHAURGHBAURGHLEGARGHWAH!!!!! *THUD*"