Hey... let's base all of our domestic and foreign policy on the wisdom of has-been rock stars.
Let's see...
Mick Jager could be our Drug Czar and head the WOD.
Alice Cooper could be Secretary of State.
Elton John could be Sec of Health, Education and Welfare.
Ok.. your turn. List your favorites.
Alice Cooper is a golf-playing, Republican, born-again Christian.
In any case, there's only one possible choice for Drug Czar: Ozzy Osbourne.
Elton John - White House Intern in the Blue Dress...
"Elton John could be Sec of Health, Education and Welfare."
"If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal."
Alice Cooper http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=40127
Ted Nugent for Secretary of Defense (Bow and Arrow division)
Ted Nugent can he in charge of Family Services. (/sarcasm)
Alice is on our side. Anyway, he'd be my secretary of education.
"Alice Cooper could be Secretary of State. "
Alice Cooper is actually very conservative, and he's very involved with a private Christian university here in Phoenix.
"Mick Jager could be our Drug Czar and head the WOD.
Alice Cooper could be Secretary of State.
Elton John could be Sec of Health, Education and Welfare.
Ok.. your turn. List your favorites."
Paul McCartney as head of USDA meat-inspection...
That would work for me. He could go to the UN and sing "No More Mr. Nice Guy."
Well--Alice Cooper is a conservative and supports the President...