[mhking]

 

Double-barrelled Mega-PING! to both lists! If you want on, FReepmail me!

[cyborg]

Oh brother. Another one! I knew another girl who even lighter than me and spewed the most vicious crap and I asked her if her parents raised that way. Sheesh.

[Calpernia]

Is that a picture of this professor?

[mylife]

What dis be?

Ebonics is all fine and dandy as slang, but as a superior language? L0L

By Gawd! Im fixin ta vote for good ol Texan Drawl!
Dang ol ebonics cant hold a shine plain ol redneck ;)

[BraveMan]

Thank you, Albert Gore, for the modern miracle that is the World Wide Web. It allows White Devil craven apologists for bourgeois hegemony such as myself to access the tools I need to translate the dominant middle class language of oppressors and communicate using the true language of social justice, yo.


Ebonics Translator

[BayouCoyote]

Whoa! She has some very attrative qualities! Who is she?

[Dont Mention the War]

It's a shame someone that cute would probably turn out to be one of the most depressing experiences of your life if you ever got her into bed.

It would be pretty funny to call her up with a fake Ebonics accent and attempt to engage her in a serious conversation about something, just to see if she walks the walk.

[MitchellC]

This professor might be interested to learn that what is now called Ebonics came from the "white devils" in Britain who migrated to the South and passed their jibber-jabber way of speaking English on to the slaves.

[Clock King]

Well of course Ebonics is superior to the language of White Devils. I don't know White Devil or Black Devil language; I think I heard Red Devil speech before, but I just use American English. I did read a little Latin back in high school, but it is a dead language and a least a human one. Any Goths out there speaka the White Devil? Maybe a few Haitian Voodoo Lords know it? She should contact them.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Those critics who question whether rap music, with its on reliance grammar-averse Ebonics slang, is an effective medium for teaching literacy are dismissed by Parmar as craven apologists for bourgeois hegemony. "Rap music causes moral panic in many because of its 'threat' to existing values and ideologies held by the dominant middle class," asserts Parmar.[2] On the strength of no evidence whatsoever, Parmar also claims that "research has shown that Ebonics is a legitimate systematic language."[3] Nor does Parmar doubt that the explicit lyrics and violent subject matter of rap make perfectly appropriate learning aids for young children

This teacher should be sued and kicked out of the school for promoting and spreading mental atrophy in young children. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.