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Need advice: I have been asked to join a secret society.
Letter ^ | 8/3/05 | Self

Posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:36 AM PDT by Sam's Army

So I get home last night and in the mail is an 8 page letter addressed to me with an invitation to join a "secret society". It seems I have been identified by some secret group of famous people who must remain anonymous right now as having "traits" that they are looking for to join their group. This must be something REALLY special, because they apparently only open themselves for new members every 7 years. Not only that, there is no cost to join. All I have to do is respond and I get a free book that details all their secrets to wealth, power, fame, etc.

Now normally, I would shy away from this stuff. I saw "Eyes Wide Shut" a few years ago when it came out and any notion of secret societies just gives me the heebee-jeebees. But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go. On the other hand, I just know there has to be some level of hazing involved if I do join. I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.

Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society? Being that we are Freepers and all, could you just share the secrets with me so that I don't have to take the time to put a stamp on the pre-addressed envelope they sent me for a response?

Oh, and I have to respond by this Friday 8/5 or else the opportunity is lost FOREVER!!. Any advice is appreciated.


TOPICS: Unclassified; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: decoderring; freemasonry; humminahummina; ivegotasecret; masonic; masons; secretsociety; shhhh; thereisnoconspiracy
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1 posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:37 AM PDT by Sam's Army
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To: Sam's Army

Are you logged in? ;-)


2 posted on 08/03/2005 6:26:39 AM PDT by PilloryHillary (Joey Buttafuco + A College Education = Bill Clinton)
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To: dead; dirtboy; lowbridge

Fyi..


3 posted on 08/03/2005 6:27:02 AM PDT by Dog
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To: PilloryHillary

Shhhh, don't tell, it's a secret.


4 posted on 08/03/2005 6:27:05 AM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: Sam's Army

Run. Away. Fast.


5 posted on 08/03/2005 6:27:09 AM PDT by Martin Tell (Red States [should act like they] Rule)
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To: Sam's Army
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

Shhhhhh. it's a secret.

6 posted on 08/03/2005 6:27:11 AM PDT by mware
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To: Sam's Army

If you're asking us I would suggest that the secret society seek membership from people who can keep a secret.


7 posted on 08/03/2005 6:27:56 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: Sam's Army

I'm a member of the Landgrabb Society.


8 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:06 AM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: Sam's Army
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

I do, but it's a secret.

9 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:15 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: Sam's Army
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?

I can't tell you!

10 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:17 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Will work for a tagline.)
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To: Owl_Eagle; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; The Other Harry

Need-advice-within-48-hours-to-decide-whether-to-join-secret-society-ping.


11 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:21 AM PDT by Sam's Army
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To: Sam's Army
I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.

Wuss.

12 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:27 AM PDT by Maceman (Pro Se Defendant from Hell)
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To: Sam's Army

Amorc.


13 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:43 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (It is Watergate yet? Is it Watergate yet?)
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To: Sam's Army

Don't send them any money.


14 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:50 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Sam's Army

I once belonged to a Secret Society. Had our own decoder rings and everything. But when the time came to use my ring, it was just a stupid advertisement for Ovaltine.

What a gyp!


15 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:52 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow ("For the day of the Lord is great and very awesome, who can endure it?" Joel2:11)
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To: Sam's Army

"But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go"


Somehow I don't think a secret society means no work. It may just be me though.


16 posted on 08/03/2005 6:28:58 AM PDT by KansasConservative1
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To: Maceman

LMAO


17 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:09 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: Sam's Army

Pssst...I'm a member of a secret society called SENDMEYOURMONEY.


18 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:12 AM PDT by Dog
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To: Sam's Army

Trait=Sucker (Send money)


19 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:13 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (I thought about that and DELIBERATELY didn't go there. (Or maybe you did?))
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To: Sam's Army

Maybe the hazing will be some kind of "Eyes Wide Shut" sex ritual. Better bring that quarter along just in case something goes wrong.


20 posted on 08/03/2005 6:29:21 AM PDT by LanPB01
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