Posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:36 AM PDT by Sam's Army
So I get home last night and in the mail is an 8 page letter addressed to me with an invitation to join a "secret society". It seems I have been identified by some secret group of famous people who must remain anonymous right now as having "traits" that they are looking for to join their group. This must be something REALLY special, because they apparently only open themselves for new members every 7 years. Not only that, there is no cost to join. All I have to do is respond and I get a free book that details all their secrets to wealth, power, fame, etc.
Now normally, I would shy away from this stuff. I saw "Eyes Wide Shut" a few years ago when it came out and any notion of secret societies just gives me the heebee-jeebees. But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go. On the other hand, I just know there has to be some level of hazing involved if I do join. I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society? Being that we are Freepers and all, could you just share the secrets with me so that I don't have to take the time to put a stamp on the pre-addressed envelope they sent me for a response?
Oh, and I have to respond by this Friday 8/5 or else the opportunity is lost FOREVER!!. Any advice is appreciated.
Is it a missive from Nigeria?
You're special.
Free stuff, just for responding.
Limited time only.
Sounds like a scam.
Sounds like a scam to me, much like the pitch from time share sales agents.
Drink more Ovaltine..
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society?
Check out my homepage.
Was the return address in Nigeria or the Haiti?
You beat me by 1 second!
DO IT! Then tell us the secrets.
JOIN!
Then when your in good and tight write a book!
Blood oaths don't mean anything now-a-days!
Wouldn't be too secret if I told you, would it.
No, it's from New Jersey. So it's gotta be legit, I think...
Tin Foil division of the Bilderburg Brigade?
Three keys to a secret:
1) No paper
2) No pictures
3) Deny, deny, deny
Doesn't look secret to me.
I belong to "Mothers of Many Young Siblings," but it's not all *that* secret. We're the ones with the gray hair, driving 15-passenger vans and mumbling to ourselves.
"Amorc."
Amway?
LOL....... I was just about to post the same pic! ;-)
If it requires you to keep in your house:
A midget
A trampoline
Seven pounds of butter
A case of chocolate whipped cream
Could ya give me the address?
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