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Helen Thomas Plans to Kill Herself if Cheney Runs
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| 7/28/2005
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Posted on 07/28/2005 12:50:09 PM PDT by duffthor
REPORTER VOWS TO 'KILL SELF' IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT Thu Jul 28 2005 15:32:13 ET
Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.
The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.
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"The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."
Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: cheney; cheney2008; dramaqueen; helenthomas; suicide
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,” she told The Hill. Hey Helen, this comes to mind for you:
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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posted on
07/28/2005 2:44:13 PM PDT
by
beyond the sea
("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
To: duffthor
This is on at least three other threads but the more the merrier! Just the thought of a world free of Helen Thomas makes me smile. (It would smell better too.)
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posted on
07/28/2005 2:46:15 PM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: duffthor
Dang...I thought Helen Thomas was already croaked...
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posted on
07/28/2005 2:46:54 PM PDT
by
B.O. Plenty
(Liberalism and islam are terminal.......)
To: duffthor
I'm still waiting for all the morons who promised to leave the US both times GW won elections...
Why should this be more credible?
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posted on
07/28/2005 2:49:10 PM PDT
by
Publius6961
(Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
To: duffthor
As I understand it several huge CAT cranes and front-loaders are standing by for the "DEAD" hoist. Engineers fear they may not be strong enough. Several biochemists have suggested shooting her body out into space so that the resultant bio-degradation gases from her decaying pork won't kill civilians here on earth!
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posted on
07/28/2005 2:51:35 PM PDT
by
Doc Savage
(...because they stand on a wall, and they say nothing is going to hurt you tonight, not on my watch!)
To: B.O. Plenty
I'm pretty sure she's a zombie. I can't imagine a living human being that hideous.
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posted on
07/28/2005 2:52:44 PM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: duffthor
Helen Thomas is really John F. Kerry (Howard Dean??) in disguise!
For God’s sake Dick, just do it! Put this poor, miserable, suffering, human carcass out of its misery – it’s the right thing to do.
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posted on
07/28/2005 2:58:08 PM PDT
by
Herakles
To: duffthor
So.
She's been brain dead for years.
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posted on
07/28/2005 2:58:29 PM PDT
by
mississippi red-neck
(You will never win the war on terrorism by fighting it in Iraq and funding it in the West Bank.)
To: duffthor
Remember that mummy Clinton wanted to date?
That was Helen.
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posted on
07/28/2005 3:02:38 PM PDT
by
Nagual
To: duffthor
Will wonders ever cease...BUT like all the Libs who stated they were going to move to CANADA... never happen!
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posted on
07/28/2005 3:02:55 PM PDT
by
Strutt9
To: evad
Hello,
And in the WH, Vice President Cheney and President Bush are laughing so hard that the Secret Service is beginning to worry about them...
Glad to be here, MOgirl
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posted on
07/28/2005 3:03:27 PM PDT
by
MOgirl
(In memory of Walton Wayne Callahan, I love you forever.)
To: Strutt9
The kitchen witch is too stupid to keep her thoughts to herself.
My tagline says it all.
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posted on
07/28/2005 3:06:06 PM PDT
by
jmaroneps37
(The ratmedia: always eager to remind us of why we hate them.)
To: duffthor
It's a nice thought...
But we have to remember, Libs never keep their word when they say things like this. After all, Alex Baldwin still lives here...the bloviating schmuck.
To: duffthor
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posted on
07/28/2005 3:12:53 PM PDT
by
BraveMan
To: duffthor
Doesn't she realize Cheney was once a candidate for president? 1996 I believe. If she wasn't senile she'd know that and would have already offed herself.
Helen, how may I help you?
To: duffthor
Poor Helen, that is all she has.
Hatred for the Republican party.
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posted on
07/28/2005 3:25:04 PM PDT
by
jos65
To: duffthor
Cheney should anounce his intentions immediately, and then say he changed his mind afterwards.
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posted on
07/28/2005 3:26:56 PM PDT
by
Brett66
(Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
To: duffthor
Good afternoon.
When Cheney announces that he is the candidate, he should tell the media this one is for Helen.
Michael Frazier
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posted on
07/28/2005 3:33:23 PM PDT
by
brazzaville
(No surrender,no retreat. Well, maybe retreat's ok)
To: duffthor
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posted on
07/28/2005 3:34:18 PM PDT
by
AD from SpringBay
(We have the government we allow and deserve.)
To: duffthor
Looks like someone tried to do her in by hitting her repeatedly with an UGLY stick!
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