As I understand it several huge CAT cranes and front-loaders are standing by for the "DEAD" hoist. Engineers fear they may not be strong enough. Several biochemists have suggested shooting her body out into space so that the resultant bio-degradation gases from her decaying pork won't kill civilians here on earth!
T & T Truck and Crane has a huge 120 ton crane in Ventura renting for about $10K per hour. The tires are 7 feet high. It's what is used to re-arrange train wrecks. Helen needs to hang in a harness a hundred feet or so in the air and get paper clips shot at her. Then retire.