[TheMom]

Good Morning. Off to work, but thought I would leave you with a few funny's I received this morning.


A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, " that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."


An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me....your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."

[beachn4fun]

>>>>>'NO REFILLS'." <<<<<<


Now......that is scary!


Have a good day

[Soaring Feather]

LOL

Good morning, TheMom, really funny jokes, thanks much and have a great day.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Your jokes did indeed make me laugh. Thanks.

[AZamericonnie]

if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me....your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife

That's some incentive! lol