Commandments for Politically Incorrect Living

Vanity Post ^ | 07/26/05 | Alan Burkhart

[benjaminjjones]

2X. If Thouest Dost Perchance Happen to be Imbibing in a Beacon Hill Tavern Frequented by the "Most Honorable" Ted Kennedy or John Kerry, it Doth Be Thine Divine Honor Bound Duty to Invite the Subject of Oldsmobiles or Swift Boats.

[benjaminjjones]

Shoot! I could run with this theme, but TB took the lead from the Red Sox. BRB

[alarm rider]

It is most groovy!

[Pukin Dog]

Thou shalt hide the Guinness in the garage, using only the cheap beer for guests.

[Joe 6-pack]

Thou shalt not stune thy neighbor's beiber.

[RipSawyer]

Who's to say what is or isn't "cool"?>>>>>>>>

My question is why should I give a damn what is cool or uncool?

[Larry Lucido]

Yeah - thou shalt not abuse the Activism sidebar

You could go blind that way.

[mollynme]

Personally, I would substitute Chinese Crested for Chihuahua.

Now that is one dog that doesn't deserve to live. LOL

[neverhome]

Now that is one dog that doesn't deserve to live. LOL
How's about this one? :p

[Venerable Bede]

Hey!! >:(

I admit, hairless dogs are an abomination, but I love my Crested Powderpuffs.

[mollynme]

Are you sure that's a dog?????

[Blue Collar Christian]

"Who's to say what is or isn't "cool"?"

I am, for I am very cool(and humble too, if you can't tell)...and electric cars are not. People actually think the electric car does not pollute, just because it doesn't make poisonous fumes at a tailpipe, when the electricity used to charge the batteries is produced by power plants that do indeed pollute. Typical overlook of logic by liberal environmentalist zealots.

Plus, they look dorky.


File under "DUH!"

Hybrids are where it's at.

[Prime Choice]

4. Thou shalt not blaspheme against Microsoft...

You can't blaspheme an obscenity.

18. Thou shalt not eat "veggie burgers," for they art unclean.

LOL! Sooooo true!

[neverhome]

but I love my Crested Powderpuffs.

They're adorable!
Here's my (14 lb) lap baby...

[Venerable Bede]

You forgot to include Wal-Mart in number 4.

[neverhome]

You forgot to include Wal-Mart in number 4.

Thou shalt not goest to that foul temple of evil, Wal-Mart, for it didst close down the author's favorite K-Mart which was closer to his hallowed trailer park and had a Little Caesars inside.

[Venerable Bede]

They're wonderful dogs, but good luck finding one. They're both purebreeds (with papers) my mother got from an exec at Land's End. Katie is the white one - I wish I had a better picture of her. She's adorable. Cooper's fur has turned from that blonde color to a lighter shade since he got older.

[Venerable Bede]

Haw haw. I don't care for them myself and haven't been in one in over a year but I'm not going to jump on the hate bandwagon.