Posted on 07/25/2005 7:45:42 PM PDT by 26lemoncharlie
The scene: It is November, 1943. We’re in Camp Shelby, just outside of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, where 5,300 German prisoners of war are interned. The Geneva Conventions are being strictly adhered to, with food (prepared by German cooks), clothing, and medical care equal to their captors. The German POWs have formed soccer and volleyball teams, with descriptions and results of the tournaments between them reported in the camp newspaper, The Mississippi Post.
A Nazi church has been erected in the camp, where Nazi worshippers attend services held by Nazi chaplains. In their sermons, the chaplains instruct that “Nazism is the true religion, the Aryan Soul the only true God, our understanding of Whom has been brought to us by His Holiness, Adolph Hitler. Our Führer, Adolph Hitler is the true Holy Ghost. He is the human form of the Aryan Soul instantiated here on earth. We believe on this earth solely in Adolph Hitler and his sacred teachings.”
The Nazi Bible, Mein Kampf, is treated with careful reverence by the American camp guards. “The Holy Mein Kampf must never be placed in offensive areas such as the floor, near the toilet or sink, near the feet, or dirty/wet areas,” state the detailed rules issued by the Pentagon. “Only Nazi chaplains may handle the Holy Nazi Book, or by guards only after putting on clean white gloves in full view of the POWs.”
“The Holy Mein Kampf,” states the Pentagon’s directive, “should be treated like a ‘fragile piece of delicate art.’”
I don't know, but if he was then I bet he would magically turn this into two posts.
If Hitler was God, then Helen Thomas is really Brigitte Bardot.
"If Hitler was God, then Helen Thomas is really Brigitte Bardot."
And he wouldn't have worn such a silly moustache.
More likely that Allah is just another Jew-hating maniac ravaged by mental illness.
He might make everyone grow a silly moustache.
What if Hitler was Satan?
"He might make everyone grow a silly moustache."
Could Charlie Chaplin have been Hitler?
lol
Why did I think this was another Pat Buchanan column?
Yes. Yes, it is.
Strange. I had an uncle who was a guard at Camp Attabury. He said most of the Germans there were Lutherans.
Or tie their shoestrings in little knotsies.
Funny thing - some of our soldiers caught a glimpse of the first German POWs we had captured. We were quite afraid of them, as they had been selected for their size and fighting ability.
Eventually, Germany had gone and depleted much their biggest men. We were largely fighting weenies by the end!
Whoa, you so just blew my mind.
Don't drink the bong water.
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