Councillor who wanted to marry Clinton’s daughter (livestock offered for the young Clinton)

The Standard Online (Kenya) ^ | Friday July 22, 2005 | By Vitalis Kimutai

[Cowman]

The Former President had no comment on this story but was seen building cattle and goat pens at his compound in Chapaqua

[irishtenor]

For half a goat and a roast beef sandwich he could have the Senator.

[agere_contra]

This Chepkugor sounds like an nice chap. Wants to do things right. Rather sweet story on the face of it.

[Joe Boucher]

The young Miss Clinton is so ugly she is obviosly the offspring of the Hildabeast. You can spend all the money in the world and still be unable to turn this beast into a swan.
And some third world looney wants to take her as a bride?

[Heatseeker]

I think Ms. Clinton has had some plastic surgery recently. But "20 head of beef cattle and 40 goats" sounds excessive. Dear Mr Chepkurgor, start low and bargain up.

[Sloth]

Reminds me of that joke where the Marine tells Clinton, "Good trade, sir!"

[nuconvert]

"I could not even meet Johnny Carson..."

How many head of cattle and goats did he offer Johnny?

[Sacajaweau]

Bubba's dream was always for her to marry a Cuban.

[Heatseeker]

Took me a moment to get that. Obviously need more coffee this morning. ;)

[Recon Dad]

There goes her career at Andersen Consulting. I'm sure her expertise will be sorely missed.

[Jaxter]

He must have been wearing a pair of these...

[anniegetyourgun]

Yes, but what they don't tell you is that the guy also offered 5 mules for Hillary.

[1FASTGLOCK45]

Boucher wrote:
"And some third world looney wants to take her as a bride?"

--He just wants to add a couple liberal porkers to his stable, i meant table! Don't forget to stick an apple in chelsee and mrs clinton mouths too or he'll go crazy!

[Gondring]

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and 20 cows for a cow? Five asses for an ass? (Okay, mules...sorry)

[Just mythoughts]

As the first AfricanAmerican president and in the name of world peace and diversity, seems old Bill has no choice but to accept this offer.

[Founding Father]

Shouldn't the old chap be talking to Webb Hubbell?

[Mad Mammoth]

One could hope that this would be suitor will invite the mother over for dinner.

In a great big (very big) stewpot, of course.

Here, hold still Hiliarly, while we sprinkle a bit more salt on you, and keep that apple between your teeth, ok?

Bill? You never looked so happy.

[Tuba Guy]

"What the **** ??!!?? .......

[sgtbono2002]

Cattle and Goats mean hamburgers and sex to Bill Clinton. I am surprised he didnt take the deal.

[Maria S]

So if all parties involved accepted, would Miss Chelsea have to undergo the obligatory "female circumcision" (translate: female genital mutilation) before the wedding night?

The most barbaric ritual some of these third-world African countries have!