'Lennon,' the Yoko Musical, Needs 'Help!' 'Lennon,' the Yoko Musical, Needs 'Help!'

Fox News ^ | 07/21/2005 | Roger Friedman

[GOPgirl_VA]

Yoko Ono is crazy. Really, I think she needs to be locked up, she is living in a universe created in her mind.

[Army Air Corps]

"...is a horrid wreck of a thing that needs major overhauling..."

That is one of the best descriptions of Yoko that I have read to date.

[Natural Law]

Every Beatle fan knows the real reason John Lennon was shot. Yoko ducked!

[planekT]

How could anything top the primal scream record?

[Stellar Dendrite]

Yoko....OH NO....OH NO!!!

[Army Air Corps]

Yes, she has been consistently crappy and bizarre.

[beaversmom]

Maybe Ono and O'Donnell can team up and do a play/musical.

[Slings and Arrows]

The Top 8 Things Overheard When George
Harrison and John Lennon Reunited in Heaven


8> "Yoko...he *must* have been aiming at Yoko."

7> "Hey, Linda! Do you want to come sing with us, love?"
"Psyche!"

6> "Hey, George, do you want to join the Keith Richards pool?
There's still a few empty spots..."

5> "*I* hired Ringo? I thought *you* hired Ringo!"

4> "A sitar? What were you thinking?"
"Well, you married Yoko."
"Good point."

3> "I am Vishnu... no, I'm just funnin' ya. It's me - John!"

2> "Guess they'll have to change the punch line to '*Two* more
bullets,' huh?"


and the Number 1 Thing Overheard When George
Harrison and John Lennon Reunited in Heaven...


1> Jesus: "Who's more popular *now*, ya wankers?!"



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Andy Grosser, Boston, MA -- 1 (2nd #1!)
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY -- 2
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 3, Banner Tag
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH -- 4
Jonathan P. Bernick, Conway, SC -- 5, 8, RU list name
Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 5
Jeff Conner, San Jose, CA -- 6, 7
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- Topic
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Maestro

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Things Overheard When George Harrison
and John Lennon Reunited in Heaven
RUNNERS UP list -- Jeers in Heaven

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Let's call it "Wings."
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)

"Imagine."
"My sweet Lord!"
(Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL)

"We all know you really wanna see Him, George, but it takes so
long, you might as well get comfortable and tell me what that git,
Paul, has been up to."
(Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL)

George: "Ob-Li-Di, Ob-Li-Da, Life Goes On, MY ARSE!"
(Andy Grosser, Boston, MA)

"Standing here, it's not so easy to imagine just living for
today."
(Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH)

"Quick! There's Linda! Hide!"
(Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH)

"Welcome, welcome, me old pal. And sorry 'bout the pot stench. I
*'ave* been 'ere a bit longer, you know..."
(Andy Grosser, Boston, MA)

"Dunno George, they didn't throw *me* a welcoming party like that.
Of course, I didn't write 'My Sweet Lord'..."
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

"I'll be glad to have you back on lead guitar. That Hendrix fellow
just doesn't know when to take a solo down a notch."
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)


Runner Up list name
(Jonathan P. Bernick, Conway, SC)

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[Stellar Dendrite]

Nora O'Donnell?


;)

[Slings and Arrows]

Q. What do you call a parasite that lives on beatles?

A. Yoko Ono.
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[beaversmom]

Think lots uglier:)

[LibertarianInExile]

Q: What's the difference between Yoko Ono and a vulture picking at the carcass of a dead giant?

No, seriously, I'm asking, is there a difference?

[Slings and Arrows]

:^D

[onedoug]

"Let It Rot"

[commonasdirt]

Everything this woman touches turns to crap.

[Jeff Chandler]

Don't forget the old standard:

"In a perfect world, Yoko would have stepped in front of John."

-National Lampoon

[martin_fierro]

UNNNGH

[NoCmpromiz]

ping?

[GVnana]

Everything this woman touches turns to crap.

Agreed.