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'Lennon,' the Yoko Musical, Needs 'Help!' 'Lennon,' the Yoko Musical, Needs 'Help!'
Fox News ^ | 07/21/2005 | Roger Friedman

Posted on 07/20/2005 10:33:15 PM PDT by GOPgirl_VA

"Lennon," the Broadway musical that's supposed to be about or inspired by John Lennon (search), is a horrid wreck of a thing that needs major overhauling before it opens on Aug. 4.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: beatles; beatless; yokoohno
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Yoko Ono is crazy. Really, I think she needs to be locked up, she is living in a universe created in her mind.
1 posted on 07/20/2005 10:33:16 PM PDT by GOPgirl_VA
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To: GOPgirl_VA

"...is a horrid wreck of a thing that needs major overhauling..."

That is one of the best descriptions of Yoko that I have read to date.


2 posted on 07/20/2005 10:34:51 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: GOPgirl_VA

Every Beatle fan knows the real reason John Lennon was shot. Yoko ducked!


3 posted on 07/20/2005 10:36:33 PM PDT by Natural Law
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To: Army Air Corps

How could anything top the primal scream record?


4 posted on 07/20/2005 10:36:34 PM PDT by planekT (The Supreme Can of Worms.)
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To: GOPgirl_VA

Yoko....OH NO....OH NO!!!


6 posted on 07/20/2005 10:39:19 PM PDT by Stellar Dendrite (Support George Allen in 08!)
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To: chocolatewonka
Yes, she has been consistently crappy and bizarre.
7 posted on 07/20/2005 10:39:40 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: GOPgirl_VA

Maybe Ono and O'Donnell can team up and do a play/musical.


8 posted on 07/20/2005 10:41:47 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: GOPgirl_VA

The Top 8 Things Overheard When George
Harrison and John Lennon Reunited in Heaven


8> "Yoko...he *must* have been aiming at Yoko."

7> "Hey, Linda! Do you want to come sing with us, love?"
"Psyche!"

6> "Hey, George, do you want to join the Keith Richards pool?
There's still a few empty spots..."

5> "*I* hired Ringo? I thought *you* hired Ringo!"

4> "A sitar? What were you thinking?"
"Well, you married Yoko."
"Good point."

3> "I am Vishnu... no, I'm just funnin' ya. It's me - John!"

2> "Guess they'll have to change the punch line to '*Two* more
bullets,' huh?"


and the Number 1 Thing Overheard When George
Harrison and John Lennon Reunited in Heaven...


1> Jesus: "Who's more popular *now*, ya wankers?!"



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9 posted on 07/20/2005 10:43:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: beaversmom

Nora O'Donnell?


;)


10 posted on 07/20/2005 10:44:25 PM PDT by Stellar Dendrite (Support George Allen in 08!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; ...
Q. What do you call a parasite that lives on beatles?

A. Yoko Ono.
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11 posted on 07/20/2005 10:47:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: Stellar Dendrite

Think lots uglier:)


12 posted on 07/20/2005 10:48:43 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Slings and Arrows
Q: What's the difference between Yoko Ono and a vulture picking at the carcass of a dead giant?

No, seriously, I'm asking, is there a difference?

13 posted on 07/20/2005 10:51:13 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (Kelo, Grutter, and Roe all have to go. Will Roberts get us there--don't know. No more Souters.)
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To: LibertarianInExile

:^D


14 posted on 07/20/2005 10:52:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: GOPgirl_VA

"Let It Rot"


15 posted on 07/20/2005 10:53:58 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: chocolatewonka

Everything this woman touches turns to crap.


16 posted on 07/20/2005 10:55:11 PM PDT by commonasdirt (Reading DU so you won't hafta)
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To: Natural Law

Don't forget the old standard:

"In a perfect world, Yoko would have stepped in front of John."

-National Lampoon


17 posted on 07/20/2005 10:56:04 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (J.Y. Chen, Chinese paleontologist)
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To: Slings and Arrows; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

UNNNGH

18 posted on 07/20/2005 11:02:31 PM PDT by martin_fierro (not Yoking)
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To: DJ MacWoW

ping?


19 posted on 07/20/2005 11:30:10 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (Deja Moo - The feeling you've heard this bull before...)
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To: commonasdirt
Everything this woman touches turns to crap.

Agreed.

20 posted on 07/20/2005 11:45:33 PM PDT by GVnana
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