In again, like Flynn?
Posted on 07/19/2005 2:26:33 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2
Well we have 13 teams signed up and need only 7 more to fill out the 20 team league. Join the fun, I've tried to make this a simple as possible for all newbies, me included. Rules and info below.
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In again, like Flynn?
Here are the teams so far: 1. Corsicana T-Patchers
2. Steelers Fan
3. ATX Dragon Slayers
4. The Mighty Hessians
5. Hovan's Heroes
6. Huntington Quayles
7. Beammeup Scotties
8. RICH BLISS
9. Lightning Foxes
10. MOAFT
11. Bush Bots
12. GoFish
13. RedState Raptors
14. longhorns
15. The Silver and Black
16. What About Bob?
17. Rearden Mettle
18. Houston Fire Ants
19. Carl's Cadavers
Just one more team needed!
What with that "Rearden Mettle" team. What's that mean? Is that trash talk?
I am sure we will find out in due time...
RedState Raptors - we're ready to dominate!
We have a full league!!!!!! The teams are:
1. Corsicana T-Patchers
2. Steelers Fan
3. ATX Dragon Slayers
4. The Mighty Hessians
5. Hovan's Heroes
6. Huntington Quayles
7. Beammeup Scotties
8. RICH BLISS
9. Lightning Foxes
10. MOAFT
11. Bush Bots
12. GoFish
13. RedState Raptors
14. longhorns
15. The Silver and Black
16. What About Bob?
17. Rearden Mettle
18. Houston Fire Ants
19. Carl's Cadavers
and Number 20. 22 Rush Limbaughs
Say, Rush? Are you really going out with that CNN skank?
That's his business, Bender.
Inquiring robots just want to know...
Hey Jen, is that you afterburner? Or are you just happy to see me? Ohhhh, what a lame approach, Son...
Okay, every one of you rank your players and we will have the draft... Let me know via Freepermail or e-mail when you are ready.
Rats! League is full.
Maybe next year.
Hey Earl, start another yourself. It is free.... And you can call it the "2nd Best Free Republic Fantasy Football League."
STFU Bender! We may need Earl next year.
Hi T-man and Bender. I'm happy that football season is nearly here! It's good to see you fellas again too. ;-)
I didnt rate i'll just leave it alone and let yahoo do it... ::crossing fingers:::
How have you been, kid? We've missed you... He hasn't missed you a much as I have, Jen. He's been two timing you with homeless women!
Honest, Jen, I was only dating those homeless women because when the date is over, you just let them out anywhere.
Right, Son, that information will win her heart!
Jen will forgive me... Won't you? I promise to keep on the straight and narrow from now on!
Welcome to the league. Now, all ya'll give us the lowdown on the CNN skank!
Bender, those seem like 22 perfect gentlemen...
Right! 22 guys in the same shirt! I'm sure none of them will spill the beans on that CNN skank!
Hee hee hee! I can see you getting the entire second team of the 49ers! Don't worry, Echo Tangerine, I've got an in with the Yahoo computer.
What in?
She loves my new router...
Gad!
Okay, campers, we need a league motto. How do ya'll like Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Which translates to "Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?"
Well, that pretty well sums up this league.
I like Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
That's the same as MOAFT in Lrrreese: "How do you get your hair to do that?"
Well, a rose by any other name...
Gad!!!! Ya'll got any suggestions?
How about Notre merde ne pue pas!
Bender, not only is that French, but it is rude!
Ohhhhhhhh! I'm so scared of you!
The draft order will be totally random as done by Yahoo. Unless anyone objects, I will let Yahoo know to set up the draft tomorrow. I assume they will set the time, but since it is an automatic draft, we don't have to be there. Good luck to all!!!
What about the League Motto?
We will accept suggestions until one just seems right.
I like, "He's dead, Jim." 
We know, Bones. Gad! Do we ever know!
I recommend our motto be:
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
Which means? That's the second stanza to "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."
Why don't we let Shaz tell us?
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