What if??? (What if President Bush nominated George Washington to the SCOTUS?)

Progress For America ^ | July 1, 2005

[RWR8189]

What if???

"Anchorman: The President nominated George Washington for the Supreme Court to fill the vacancy left by Sandra Day O'Connor. Democrats immediately attacked Washington for his environmental record of chopping down cherry trees."

Click here to see the newscast!

Some Democrats will attack any Supreme Court nominee, but past attacks have been called a "smear" and "dishonest." When there is a real nominee they deserve real consideration, instead of instant attacks.

Make sure you're ready for the liberals' attacks.

1. Read "Tar & Feather Inc., A 10 Step Guide to Judicial Character Assassination"

2. Forward this newscast to your friends.

[Semper Paratus]

GW has wooden teeth.

[operation clinton cleanup]

You mean the terrorist... as described by Brian Williams?

[WoodstockCat]

also had slaves at one time...

[operation clinton cleanup]

and that whole tree chopping thing.... does not sound mainstream to me!

[Perdogg]

He would be the youngest justice on the court.

[Sgt_Schultze]

Didn't he also pollute the Delaware River with silver and the countryside with mountains of poisonous lead?

[Bassfire]

I heard it on the sly that GW had a fondness for wigs and a powdered his face!

[silverleaf]

Would George Washington then become the first immigrant to be nominated to the USSC?

[Tacis]

If Teddy's current girlfriend were a lawyer and W nominated her, Teddy and the scumbag leftist crapweasel dems would oppose her. The dems oppose, obstruct and pee in the pool. They are totally worthless are harm the nation. It is not easy, here in Texas, to find ways to fight the dems; they've almost disappeared as an effective political organization. I send a little money to Republicans out of state, but I sure would like some ideas on how to defeat a dem, any dem, who now holds office. Any suggestions?

[fish hawk]

He'd be better off nominating Ronald Reagan being the Ronnie beat Washington in the "Greatest American" contest.

[Kirkwood]

GW made his troops suffer through the winter at Valley Forge with inadequate food and clothing instead of giving up a lost cause.

[Stellar Dendrite]

Brian williams is an empty suit douchebag who merely repeats what high level executives whisper in his ear.

[Iowa Granny]

Is this what you were talking about earlier?

[kayak]

Yes, that's it. :-)

[steve1848]

>GW made his troops suffer through the winter at Valley Forge with inadequate food and clothing instead of giving up a lost cause.

Quagmire!


Bravo!

[Cultural Jihad]

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[Kirkwood]

And GW was a Christian who prayed. Can't have that for scotus.

[ladyinred]

Stories began circulating that Thomas’ divorce records contained allegations from this first wife that he beat her. No such evidence turned-up…’If you’re a women’s activist group, how can you not [try to confirm the rumors]?’” (Washington Post, 10/12/91)

The same way they did not confirm the rumor that Bill Clinton raped Juanita?

None of the founding fathers would pass muster with the left these days! Marx, Lenin, and Hitler would have a better chance of being confirmed than George Washington!

[montag813]

Good ad idea, rather poorly executed. Better writing would really hit home.