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THE TIME IS COME TO ZOT!
7/1/05
Posted on 07/01/2005 7:08:50 AM PDT by reuben barruchstein
Edited on 07/01/2005 7:19:27 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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THE TIME HAS COME TO RISE UP MY ILLEGITIMATE BROTHERS AND SISTERS! TIME TO RISE UP AGAINST THE TIDE OF EDUCATION, INTELLIGENCE, FREEDOM, DECENCY, GOD-FEARING CHRISTIANS, REVERENT PERSONS OF ALL PERSUASIONS AND UNBORN CHILDREN! WE MUST RALLY AROUND MICHAEL MOORE (and really, this will require lots and lots of us to make it ALL the way around him) AND URGE HIM TO PRESS HIS MASSIVE GIRTH AGAINST THE WALLS OF THE PENTAGON!
WE MUST LEARN TO SPELL, TO FEED OURSELVES, CHANGE OUR OWN DIAPERS, SPELL HIPPOCRASY!! WE MUST SCREAM, SHRIEK, WAIL, BEAT OUR CHESTS AND TYPE IN ALL CAPS, SINCE WE HAVE NO DISCERNABLE MESSAGE!
WE MUST VICIOUSLY AND SAVAGELY ATTACK OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN WHO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM, OBSTRUCT THEIR EFFORTS EVERY STEP OF THE WAY AND THEN TURN AROUND AND BLAME THEM EVERY TIME WE'RE ATTACKED OR THEY CANNOT MEET RECRUITING GOALS!!!!
WE MUST END THE SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE AND END THE LIBERATION OF WOMEN! Mod note: This one was so incredibly idiotic I had to leave it in here. Ask some Kuwaiti, Iraqi or Afghan women if we're ending liberation. WE MUST RETURN THEM TO THEIR PLACE IN THE KITCHEN AND BEAT THEM WHEN THEY DISOBEY! THE WORD OF GOD IS CLEAR! WOMEN MUST EITHER BE WIVES OR PROSTITUTES! GET YOUR BISCUTS IN THE OVEN AND YOUR BUNS IN THE BED!!
THE TROLL EMPIRE WILL RISE UP!!
SATAN ZOT AMERICA!!!!
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bunnywithpancakehead; dumissingadummy; flymescaline; hokdonfonixwrdferme; lurn2spel; zot; zotmebaby; zotmedaily; zotmehard; zotmeharder; zotmeimondrugs; zotmetillipuke
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To: reuben barruchstein
Back in yer hole troll!
To: Coop
incorrectly worded............wanted in before thread was pulled..................
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posted on
07/01/2005 7:52:29 AM PDT
by
joe fonebone
(We won.......time to do it OUR way!)
To: Admin Moderator
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posted on
07/01/2005 7:53:19 AM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: joe fonebone
That's what I figured. :-) But in this case I don't think the thread's going anywhere.
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posted on
07/01/2005 7:53:43 AM PDT
by
Coop
(In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
To: reuben barruchstein
The fascists always telegraph their intentions...
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posted on
07/01/2005 7:54:07 AM PDT
by
TheDon
(The Democratic Party is the party of TREASON!)
To: reuben barruchstein
Somebody is off his meds, eh?
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posted on
07/01/2005 7:54:28 AM PDT
by
Little Ray
(I'm a reactionary, hirsute, gun-owning, knuckle dragging, Christian Neanderthal and proud of it!)
To: Dog Gone
I did say IF Too late! You're suspended for a week!
Just kiddin'
To: Dog Gone
I'm pretty sure this was a case of premature zottamization. Dog you ignorant slut! ;-)
Have a great 4th ..... which BTW would be a good time to start paying off those beers you owe me!
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posted on
07/01/2005 7:58:00 AM PDT
by
HoustonCurmudgeon
(I'm a Conservative but will not support evil just because it's "the law.")
To: HoustonCurmudgeon
I'd reply to you, but I've been zotted!
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:01:22 AM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: Skylus
How can I possibly be expected to go out and get my gardening done when I could stay in here in the A/C and read things like:
REMAIN CLAM!!
Laughing all the way!!
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:31:02 AM PDT
by
88keys
(get series, people!)
To: reuben barruchstein
My 1st post, and it's a ZOT!
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:32:06 AM PDT
by
DHak
((USMA '91))
To: Xenophobic Alien
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:33:29 AM PDT
by
GVnana
To: reuben barruchstein; MeekOneGOP
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:33:43 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(I bend the microphone to the furthest point like a Germanic tribesman)
To: reuben barruchstein
Awwwwww, that's cute. Did you write that all by yourself?
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:34:34 AM PDT
by
SaveTheChief
(There are 10 types of people -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
To: reuben barruchstein
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:35:11 AM PDT
by
BureaucratusMaximus
(Socialists are blessed with the desire to serve others. That's why most of them work @ McDonalds)
To: All
To Zot
To quote Faber College Dean Wormer
"Fat, Drunk, and STUPID is no way to go through life son."
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:35:23 AM PDT
by
Armedanddangerous
(Watching indignant liberals is funnier than watching midgets run track.)
To: reuben barruchstein
Do you see reuben barruchstein? I have to wear this tinfoil hat to prevent your black hole of intelligence from stealing my I.Q
To: Admin Moderator
WE MUST RALLY AROUND MICHAEL MOORE (and really, this will require lots and lots of us to make it ALL the way around him) AND URGE HIM TO PRESS HIS MASSIVE GIRTH AGAINST THE WALLS OF THE PENTAGON! That was pretty funny. Yours or the ZOT bait?
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:37:18 AM PDT
by
GVnana
To: Skylus
You caught that one pretty early didn't ya?
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:37:46 AM PDT
by
Sundog
(Cheers)
To: DHak
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posted on
07/01/2005 8:41:43 AM PDT
by
palmer
(If you see flies at the entrance to the burrow, the ground hog is probably inside)
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