Have you ever seen any Space Aliens?
No?
I rest my case.......
HEY! Just because you guys never got the hang of using the handle on the side of an easy chair...
Jarheads and Legs - geeze. Just because we were smarter than you...An Army or Marine squad takes a group of enlisted guys and one officer and goes out and gets their asses shot at. The Air Force takes 90 officers and 2,000 enlisted guys, and we send the officers out to get shot at. Sure, the fighter pilots get the glory and the women. But those of us who were jet engine mechanics - we got the beer.
Semper Fi! (for the Marine)
Ooh Rah! (for the Army)
Who had the remote last? (for the Air Force)
This reminds me of a cartoon. Wish I could find it to post it here, but here goes a rough description of it:
Panel 1: A straight-leg infantryman standing in the rain out in the field uttering: "This sucks"
Panel 2: A paratrooper wading in waist deep water, also under the rain, proclaiming: "I like the way this sucks!"
Panel 3: An Army Ranger, in a swamp with water up to his neck, eating a snake, saying: "I wish it would suck even more"
Panel 4: An Army Aviator, looking down from his helicopter with pity: "It sure looks like it sucks down there".
Panel 5: An Air Force pilot, sitting in the ready room, the same rain out the window, with remote control in hand in front of the TV, bitching: "What? Cable is out? THIS SUCKS!"