HEY! Just because you guys never got the hang of using the handle on the side of an easy chair...
Jarheads and Legs - geeze. Just because we were smarter than you...An Army or Marine squad takes a group of enlisted guys and one officer and goes out and gets their asses shot at. The Air Force takes 90 officers and 2,000 enlisted guys, and we send the officers out to get shot at. Sure, the fighter pilots get the glory and the women. But those of us who were jet engine mechanics - we got the beer.
Semper Fi! (for the Marine)
Ooh Rah! (for the Army)
Who had the remote last? (for the Air Force)
Who had the remote last? (for the Air Force)
Now thats just funny.
When you're on welfare, you have to go get your check.