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MY SIS JEN'S A RUNAWAY THIEF
New York Post ^ | 6/26/05 | MARIANNE GARVEY

Posted on 06/26/2005 9:00:58 AM PDT by Conservatrix

Run away bride Jennifer Wilbanks' twin brother said he had a "gut feeling" his sister was never in danger when she disappeared four days before she was scheduled to be married.

In an exclusive interview, Matthew Wilbanks, 32, spoke for the first time about his sister. He said: * Her years-long habit of stealing was "inexcusable." * His sister knew exactly what to do to make her faked abduction appear frighteningly real. * She was always the wild twin. * And she comes from a loving family. -snip- Jennifer had an addiction to plastic surgery — proudly displaying her breast implants. Jennifer also showed up one day with a broken jaw that had been realigned and wired shut and another time with rows of stitches just below both eyebrows, the woman said. It was only afterward, she said, that Jennifer sported her now-notorious bug eyes.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bugeyes; googlyeyebimbo; googoogoogly; greatgooglymoogly; popeyethewandergirl; runawaybride; wilbanks
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Well, now you get paid 500 grand for telling everybody your story of being a mentally distrurbed wretch.

I am still trying to figure out what I can do to make the same money. My life story is 100 times more graphic and interesting that this chick, but I have not done anything to break the law, or otherwise gain notoreity.

Got any ideas? I was thinking about shopping my story to Oprah. Does she pay for juicy salacious and radical stories about prostitution, abuse, promiscuity and redemption?

1 posted on 06/26/2005 9:01:01 AM PDT by Conservatrix
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To: Conservatrix

of course she does. HOW do u think she became so 'famous'?


2 posted on 06/26/2005 9:05:48 AM PDT by Jazzman1
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To: Conservatrix
Does she pay for juicy salacious and radical stories about prostitution, abuse, promiscuity and redemption?

If you want it to sell, leave out the 'redemption' part.

;-)

3 posted on 06/26/2005 9:08:35 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Three guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.)
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I was thinking about shopping my story to Oprah. Does she pay for juicy salacious and radical stories about prostitution, abuse, promiscuity and redemption?

We want details!

4 posted on 06/26/2005 9:10:34 AM PDT by GVnana
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I couldn't log on for the rest of this story..:(

But I figured the twin brother knew all about his siss. The ironic tragedy of this story, is that she actually PAID to have those "bug eyes". What person in their right mind wants to look crazy?

sw

5 posted on 06/26/2005 9:11:47 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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What person in their right mind wants to look crazy?

That has tag line potential...

6 posted on 06/26/2005 9:13:30 AM PDT by null and void (No man's life, liberty, or property are safe as long as court is in session)
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You'll need to drop the dime on someone famous.

There must be some interesting stories by a person named "Conservatrix".

;)


7 posted on 06/26/2005 9:13:53 AM PDT by Voir Dire (I'm seeing and saying.)
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I am still trying to figure out what I can do to make the same money.

I recommend that you start by learning how make your eyes bug out. In the TV age, you've got to have visual appeal.

Rent all the films you can find with Marty Feldman in them to see how a pro does it.

After you've mastered that, just allow your natural felonious tendencies to blossom.

8 posted on 06/26/2005 9:13:55 AM PDT by skip_intro
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To: spectre; All

The New York Post has problems.
Try logging in with this email and password:

98723@dodgeit.com
password


9 posted on 06/26/2005 9:14:36 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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"Does she pay for juicy salacious and radical stories about prostitution, abuse, promiscuity and redemption?"

Yes, but ONLY if you are a well known televangelist.

w

10 posted on 06/26/2005 9:14:38 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: skip_intro

"natural felonious tendencies"


I have lots of tendencies but felonious ones just aren't my problem!


11 posted on 06/26/2005 9:15:48 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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To: spectre

"What person in their right mind wants to look crazy?"

Greta Van Susteren comes to mind.


12 posted on 06/26/2005 9:16:56 AM PDT by poobear (Imagine a world of liberal silence.)
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To: Voir Dire

"Conservatrix"

Indeed.
Why do you think I chose it?

(More mystery and suspense added to the thread........)


13 posted on 06/26/2005 9:17:00 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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I have lots of tendencies but felonious ones just aren't my problem!

Well, work with what you've got, then.

Weird is always good.

14 posted on 06/26/2005 9:17:42 AM PDT by skip_intro
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LOL - this is hilarious. He wants interviews and a book deal, too, now. HA HA HA HA.


15 posted on 06/26/2005 9:20:29 AM PDT by CheneyChick
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At least two women who had hired Jennifer to baby-sit their kids before the runaway incident said she stole from them.

She also led them to believe she was a nurse, they said, showing up at their homes in hospital scrubs, although she'd never earned a college degree, much less a nursing license.

In reality, she worked at Northeast Georgia Medical Center as a unit assistant, filing paperwork and answering phones.


16 posted on 06/26/2005 9:22:39 AM PDT by maggief
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To: Conservatrix

Even as we speak, some enterprising and ethically-challenged television producer (I'm repeating myself) is working on an angle for a "reality" show that includes Wilbanks, Tanya Harding, and at least two other deranged-nobody-celebrities in a special Survivor series.


17 posted on 06/26/2005 9:32:47 AM PDT by savedbygrace ("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
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To: skip_intro; Voir Dire; GVgirl

No, I ain't weird either..

But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

I was thinking about calling it "From Opera to Amish: Tales of a Manhattan Life in Pennsylvania Dutch Country."

Would definitely have to use a pseudonymn, however....


18 posted on 06/26/2005 9:35:12 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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To: savedbygrace

Tanya could at least beat the snot out of Wilbanks.


19 posted on 06/26/2005 9:35:51 AM PDT by GVnana
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Great. Maybe Harding and Wilbanks can do a naked mud-wrestling contest.


20 posted on 06/26/2005 9:36:15 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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