[Conservatrix]

No, I ain't weird either..

But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

I was thinking about calling it "From Opera to Amish: Tales of a Manhattan Life in Pennsylvania Dutch Country."

Would definitely have to use a pseudonymn, however....

[GVnana]

"From Opera to Amish: Tales of a Manhattan Life in Pennsylvania Dutch Country."

LOL! I LIKE IT!

[diogenes ghost]

No need at all for a psuedonymn, there must be hundreds, if not thousands, of gals who have similar tales. Just 'cause I ain't met 'em yet don't mean they aren't out there.

[RobFromGa]

Pennsylvania Dutch Sluts: Learn what we really do with Shoo Fly Pie...

[Chuck54]

But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

Haven't I saw this movie some years ago? :)

[Hank Rearden]

But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

Whew! And after all that . . . . . "Conservatrix hasn't created an about page."

The mind boggles.

Would definitely have to use a pseudonymn, however....

Yep. BTW, who would name their kid "Conservatrix", anyway? You'll definitely need a pseudonym.

[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

I was thinking about calling it "From Opera to Amish: Tales of a Manhattan Life in Pennsylvania Dutch Country."

If you're going to write a book, you need a WAY better title. 2/3 of success is in the title and the picture on the cover. You've gotta catch a person's eye and ear. I'm odering my advance copy now. < :)

[vezke]

But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

Wow! Puerto Ricans? Interesting...

Got my attention. :-P

[Freebird Forever]

But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

If the names Kennedy or Jackson show up in there someplace, you can write your own ticket.

[Palladin]

What can you tell us about Pavarotti? And Domingo??

[hispanarepublicana]

I was thinking of getting a HUGE government grant and doing my life as a graduate paper: "Country Music as an Index to the Social Systems and Cultural Values of an Important Pre-Professional Southern Subculture" (aka a tell-all of my wild times in honkey tonks during college).