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MY SIS JEN'S A RUNAWAY THIEF
New York Post ^ | 6/26/05 | MARIANNE GARVEY

Posted on 06/26/2005 9:00:58 AM PDT by Conservatrix

Run away bride Jennifer Wilbanks' twin brother said he had a "gut feeling" his sister was never in danger when she disappeared four days before she was scheduled to be married.

In an exclusive interview, Matthew Wilbanks, 32, spoke for the first time about his sister. He said: * Her years-long habit of stealing was "inexcusable." * His sister knew exactly what to do to make her faked abduction appear frighteningly real. * She was always the wild twin. * And she comes from a loving family. -snip- Jennifer had an addiction to plastic surgery — proudly displaying her breast implants. Jennifer also showed up one day with a broken jaw that had been realigned and wired shut and another time with rows of stitches just below both eyebrows, the woman said. It was only afterward, she said, that Jennifer sported her now-notorious bug eyes.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bugeyes; googlyeyebimbo; googoogoogly; greatgooglymoogly; popeyethewandergirl; runawaybride; wilbanks
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To: spectre

and you are exactly right, TwinBRO did not say PEEP ONE about the entire thing at the time.


41 posted on 06/26/2005 10:09:45 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: spectre

She had to do something with her eyes because the rack implants were pulling her eyelids down.


42 posted on 06/26/2005 10:17:26 AM PDT by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: WideGlide

ROTFL...that was good!


43 posted on 06/26/2005 10:23:45 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: xsmommy
"there was a whole chorus behind him singing about the hellfire and damnation we should expect for dissing this poor christian woman!"

Oh, come now. We were a very, very few voices not joining the mob who were demanding severe vengeance. And I don't recall any of us approaching this from a ostentatiously "hellfire" Christian perspective.

44 posted on 06/26/2005 10:27:19 AM PDT by dangerfield
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To: Conservatrix
But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

Haven't I saw this movie some years ago? :)

45 posted on 06/26/2005 10:28:37 AM PDT by Chuck54 (Hey Ted, 3 strikes and you may be out, but not if President Bush is calling the strikes!)
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To: Conservatrix
But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

Whew! And after all that . . . . . "Conservatrix hasn't created an about page."

The mind boggles.

Would definitely have to use a pseudonymn, however....

Yep. BTW, who would name their kid "Conservatrix", anyway? You'll definitely need a pseudonym.

46 posted on 06/26/2005 10:28:48 AM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: Hank Rearden

No about page. That would take a LONG time....

maybe I will just write the book instead...


47 posted on 06/26/2005 10:38:13 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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To: spectre

Sorry Johnny boy but open your blinded eyes pal. Your Jennifer is psycho-whacked out. Why marry your future problems.

Years back I was hooked on a psycho babe...a liar, manipulator and thief. Thought I could be her HERO. One day after she stole some jewelery from my Mom and then "conveniently found the lost item" in my Mom's previously searched night table all the LIGHTS went on in my brain and she was history. She pursued me for months after I ended it. Good riddance.

My advice John-boy....find you a sane woman to marry! Don't hitch your wagon to the psycho-wacky bug eyed Jen.
Do yourself and your future some good peace of mind.


48 posted on 06/26/2005 10:50:31 AM PDT by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: Conservatrix
But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

I was thinking about calling it "From Opera to Amish: Tales of a Manhattan Life in Pennsylvania Dutch Country."

If you're going to write a book, you need a WAY better title. 2/3 of success is in the title and the picture on the cover. You've gotta catch a person's eye and ear. I'm odering my advance copy now. < :)

49 posted on 06/26/2005 10:51:47 AM PDT by my_pointy_head_is_sharp (This tagline can be confiscated by the government.)
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To: tflabo

We can blame the media for the on-going saga, just as with Jackson, everyday non stop, we even were treated to him walking in the courtroom, all I wanted to watch was the news.
I wonder if her boyfrient is\was in on the scheme? if not then he is as wacked out as she. He better run fast.


50 posted on 06/26/2005 10:54:44 AM PDT by Burlem
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To: my_pointy_head_is_sharp

Any help on a title is much appreciated..

Did you ever see As Time Goes By, the Britcom on PBS?

Lionel writes this inane book called "My Life In Kenya." (The publisher's father was friends with Lionel and owed him a favor.) Anyway the book is as boring as hell so the publisher kid tries to make it interesting with a pix of Lionel (a 60+ year-old guy) in some macho position with a hot chick in a camogflague outfit at his feet....

anwyay I hope it's not as bad as that!


51 posted on 06/26/2005 10:55:46 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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To: Conservatrix
I was thinking about shopping my story to Oprah. Does she pay for juicy salacious and radical stories about prostitution, abuse, promiscuity and redemption?

Have ya got bug eyes or something noticeable?

52 posted on 06/26/2005 11:00:25 AM PDT by woofie ("Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!!")
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To: tflabo
Oh wow...were you ever smart. Stealing jewelry from your own Mother is a BIG red flag...ouch!

But I suspect Jennifer can't blow doofus John away with a stick of dynamite. She's staying by his side till this blows over, but he's probably not exciting enough for her. And that's a good thing for John.

53 posted on 06/26/2005 11:03:56 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: Conservatrix
But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

Wow! Puerto Ricans? Interesting...

Got my attention. :-P

54 posted on 06/26/2005 11:07:44 AM PDT by vezke
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How did this crazy woman find 14 people willing to be her bridesmaids?


55 posted on 06/26/2005 11:09:21 AM PDT by jetbanana
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To: dangerfield

can't speak to you bc i don't recall your screen name or what you may or may not have said at the time. our point all along was that you can't do stuff like this and not expect ridicule for it. each of us would expect it as a consequence of our actions, were we jenn. She is reaping only that which she sowed. consequences have actions and nutty felonious actions will call down some serious stuff on you. now the poor beknighted nut is 500K richer, go figure!


56 posted on 06/26/2005 11:11:28 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: spectre

I have to think 'ol Jennifer is taking advantage of his "Christian charity". He would be well-advised to exercise some discernment and dump her. Even she knows she doesn't deserve him.


57 posted on 06/26/2005 11:13:30 AM PDT by GVnana
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To: skip_intro

From the article:

"Jennifer also showed up one day with a broken jaw that had been realigned and wired shut and another time with rows of stitches just below both eyebrows, the woman said.

It was only afterward, she said, that Jennifer sported her now-notorious bug eyes.

"I think it was botched," the woman said of the eye-lift surgery. "


58 posted on 06/26/2005 11:15:22 AM PDT by Joann37
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To: vezke

My father was a Puerto Rican pimp... got your attention?


59 posted on 06/26/2005 11:16:15 AM PDT by Conservatrix ("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
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To: Conservatrix
But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

If the names Kennedy or Jackson show up in there someplace, you can write your own ticket.

60 posted on 06/26/2005 11:18:07 AM PDT by Freebird Forever (Imagine if islam controlled the internet.)
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