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But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.

I was thinking about calling it "From Opera to Amish: Tales of a Manhattan Life in Pennsylvania Dutch Country."

If you're going to write a book, you need a WAY better title. 2/3 of success is in the title and the picture on the cover. You've gotta catch a person's eye and ear. I'm odering my advance copy now. < :)

[Conservatrix]

Any help on a title is much appreciated..

Did you ever see As Time Goes By, the Britcom on PBS?

Lionel writes this inane book called "My Life In Kenya." (The publisher's father was friends with Lionel and owed him a favor.) Anyway the book is as boring as hell so the publisher kid tries to make it interesting with a pix of Lionel (a 60+ year-old guy) in some macho position with a hot chick in a camogflague outfit at his feet....

anwyay I hope it's not as bad as that!