Posted on 06/26/2005 9:00:58 AM PDT by Conservatrix
Run away bride Jennifer Wilbanks' twin brother said he had a "gut feeling" his sister was never in danger when she disappeared four days before she was scheduled to be married.
In an exclusive interview, Matthew Wilbanks, 32, spoke for the first time about his sister. He said: * Her years-long habit of stealing was "inexcusable." * His sister knew exactly what to do to make her faked abduction appear frighteningly real. * She was always the wild twin. * And she comes from a loving family. -snip- Jennifer had an addiction to plastic surgery — proudly displaying her breast implants. Jennifer also showed up one day with a broken jaw that had been realigned and wired shut and another time with rows of stitches just below both eyebrows, the woman said. It was only afterward, she said, that Jennifer sported her now-notorious bug eyes.
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I am still trying to figure out what I can do to make the same money. My life story is 100 times more graphic and interesting that this chick, but I have not done anything to break the law, or otherwise gain notoreity.
Got any ideas? I was thinking about shopping my story to Oprah. Does she pay for juicy salacious and radical stories about prostitution, abuse, promiscuity and redemption?
of course she does. HOW do u think she became so 'famous'?
If you want it to sell, leave out the 'redemption' part.
;-)
We want details!
But I figured the twin brother knew all about his siss. The ironic tragedy of this story, is that she actually PAID to have those "bug eyes". What person in their right mind wants to look crazy?
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That has tag line potential...
You'll need to drop the dime on someone famous.
There must be some interesting stories by a person named "Conservatrix".
;)
I recommend that you start by learning how make your eyes bug out. In the TV age, you've got to have visual appeal.
Rent all the films you can find with Marty Feldman in them to see how a pro does it.
After you've mastered that, just allow your natural felonious tendencies to blossom.
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Yes, but ONLY if you are a well known televangelist.
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"natural felonious tendencies"
I have lots of tendencies but felonious ones just aren't my problem!
"What person in their right mind wants to look crazy?"
Greta Van Susteren comes to mind.
"Conservatrix"
Indeed.
Why do you think I chose it?
(More mystery and suspense added to the thread........)
Well, work with what you've got, then.
Weird is always good.
LOL - this is hilarious. He wants interviews and a book deal, too, now. HA HA HA HA.
At least two women who had hired Jennifer to baby-sit their kids before the runaway incident said she stole from them.
She also led them to believe she was a nurse, they said, showing up at their homes in hospital scrubs, although she'd never earned a college degree, much less a nursing license.
In reality, she worked at Northeast Georgia Medical Center as a unit assistant, filing paperwork and answering phones.
Even as we speak, some enterprising and ethically-challenged television producer (I'm repeating myself) is working on an angle for a "reality" show that includes Wilbanks, Tanya Harding, and at least two other deranged-nobody-celebrities in a special Survivor series.
No, I ain't weird either..
But my life story has prostitution, adoption, abortion, children, abuse, domestic violence, promiscuity, homosexuality, Jews, Amish, Puerto Ricans, hippies, Opera singers, poverty, wealth, murder, AIDS, death, Manhattan, Pennsylvania, Hawaii, farm houses, cults and Christianity, depression, and redemption all thrown in.
I was thinking about calling it "From Opera to Amish: Tales of a Manhattan Life in Pennsylvania Dutch Country."
Would definitely have to use a pseudonymn, however....
Tanya could at least beat the snot out of Wilbanks.
Great. Maybe Harding and Wilbanks can do a naked mud-wrestling contest.
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