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S.African chokes, dies after eating wife's flesh
Reuters ^ | 18 Jun 2005

Posted on 06/19/2005 11:51:03 AM PDT by COUNTrecount

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To: COUNTrecount
The Other Dark Meat

Leni

41 posted on 06/19/2005 1:25:59 PM PDT by MinuteGal (Remember, Half the People You Know are Below Average)
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To: Drew68

Perhaps but jokes are inappropriate.


42 posted on 06/19/2005 1:28:13 PM PDT by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done more for this country than any of us will ever know! :))
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To: COUNTrecount

More and more stories like this makes me feel I'm reading the "Weekly World News" here on FR. BTW- Anybody hear from Bat Boy lately?


43 posted on 06/19/2005 1:28:32 PM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: COUNTrecount; Darksheare; null and void; Borax Queen
Now that's what you call instant justice.

Weirdness ping!

44 posted on 06/19/2005 1:29:45 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: toddlintown
I knew someone would notice!
Mine: So ... uhh ... Putin was right? ;-)
45 posted on 06/19/2005 1:32:39 PM PDT by Tunehead54 (In memory of our bravest in armed service to our nation.)
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To: sweetliberty

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


46 posted on 06/19/2005 1:35:56 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: COUNTrecount

I wonder if her last words were "Bite Me!"


47 posted on 06/19/2005 1:42:18 PM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: Lx

"She tastes like chicken."


48 posted on 06/19/2005 7:47:15 PM PDT by Dr.Hilarious (If Al Qaeda took over the judiciary and mainstream media, would we know the difference?)
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel

The lengths some men will go to for a quiet meal.


49 posted on 06/19/2005 7:48:00 PM PDT by Dr.Hilarious (If Al Qaeda took over the judiciary and mainstream media, would we know the difference?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bwhahahaha!! Somehow I don't see someone named Tienkie van Vuuren storming anything but the Victoria's Secret sale table.


50 posted on 06/19/2005 7:50:59 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: dighton; Happygal

I think I've had a "face off" or two with the wife, but usually it's not so literal.


51 posted on 06/19/2005 7:52:10 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: small voice in the wilderness
Tienkie van Vuuren

Sounds like a Teletubbie, doesn't it?

52 posted on 06/19/2005 8:11:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!)
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To: mhking

A certain poetry in this......


53 posted on 06/19/2005 9:00:06 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (I'm not feeling sexually harassed!!!)
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To: COUNTrecount
He might not have choked to death if he had boned her first.

Wait, that didn't come out right...
54 posted on 06/19/2005 9:05:38 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
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To: byset

"The ultimate irony is that the wife had known the Heimlich maneuver."

Lol! Brilliant.


55 posted on 06/19/2005 9:36:05 PM PDT by MonaMars
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To: COUNTrecount

Instant karma.


56 posted on 06/19/2005 11:31:21 PM PDT by jordan8
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To: Larry Lucido

Just goes to show, bringing a birthday cake to a chimpanzee isn't the only way you could have your face ripped off.


57 posted on 06/19/2005 11:40:33 PM PDT by Nexus6
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To: COUNTrecount

I hate whan that happens...


58 posted on 06/20/2005 2:22:35 AM PDT by Gigantor (Bomb the terrorist stongholds, then partition Iraq. P.S. Socialism means slavery.)
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To: rface

good thing I left when I did.....


59 posted on 06/21/2005 11:44:44 AM PDT by SavageRepublican (like springtime in Oklahoma...)
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To: SavageRepublican; rface
The couple's two daughters witnessed both their mother's stabbing and their father's death and were receiving counselling, as were the police officers, she said.

Counseling Schmounseling....sure glad they sent in those jokers to mop up. You can talk about stuff til you're blue in the face, but it doesn't do a G&*^%#dam thing to improve the situation!!!!!!

I'm thinking of opening a psychic reading service...I'll get paid for not doing anything!!!!

In the meantime, my heart does go out to the children and the cops that witnessed this. Makes ya realize how small your problems are in comparison. Glad I was born here and not in Africa!

60 posted on 06/21/2005 11:51:24 AM PDT by SavageRepublican (like springtime in Oklahoma...)
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