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Cheerleaders disciplined for putting feces on pizza
Houston Comical (AP) ^ | June 16, 2005, 12:09AM

Posted on 06/16/2005 8:28:06 AM PDT by The_Victor

KELLER — Four Keller High School cheerleaders were sent home early from camp after allegedly putting human feces on a pizza and trying to frame rival cheerleaders for the deed.

Cheerleaders from rival Fossil Ridge High School had sent the pizza to the Keller squad on the last night of a four-day camp at the University of Texas at Arlington. Less than an hour later, some Keller cheerleaders took the pizza to the Fossil Ridge sponsor, claiming that Fossil Ridge cheerleaders had doctored the pizza with feces.

After questioning, four Keller cheerleaders were sent home, cheerleaders and parents told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram for a story in Thursday's editions.

Federal laws bar officials from discussing the girls' discipline, but such an incident would be considered "serious misconduct," district spokesman Jason Meyer told the newspaper. He said punishment could include sending the girls to the district's disciplinary alternative high school and removing them from the team.

The day after the pizza prank, other Keller cheerleaders apologized and read a letter to the Fossil Ridge squad.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bm; feces; number2; purinademocratchow
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Ain't cheerleading in Texas great? I can't decide if it's more like pro wrestling or hockey.
1 posted on 06/16/2005 8:28:06 AM PDT by The_Victor
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To: The_Victor

"Give me an S!! Give me an H!! Give me an I!! Give me...."


2 posted on 06/16/2005 8:30:18 AM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: The_Victor

And I thought pineapple on pizza was weird!


3 posted on 06/16/2005 8:30:37 AM PDT by cvq3842
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To: The_Victor

Make 'em eat it.


4 posted on 06/16/2005 8:30:53 AM PDT by marshmallow
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To: marshmallow

Go Big Red is now..........

Go Big BROWN!


5 posted on 06/16/2005 8:31:54 AM PDT by jw777
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To: The_Victor

"What did you get on the pizza?"

"Oh, the usual sh!#."


6 posted on 06/16/2005 8:32:50 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: The_Victor

Wow! Discipline could EVEN mean removal from the team! What a joke. If anyone ate any of that pizza, they should be charged with assault.

Of course, with some of the pizza out there, you couldn't tell if it is covered with $#1t or not.


7 posted on 06/16/2005 8:33:12 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: The_Victor

This is just the sort of thing you can expect as a society moves away from democracy and toward cheerocracy.


8 posted on 06/16/2005 8:35:52 AM PDT by Minn
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To: The_Victor

When telling your rivals to "eat s#$t" just isn't good enough! =8-O


9 posted on 06/16/2005 8:36:39 AM PDT by TigersEye (It's a Republic if you can keep it! - B. Franklin)
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To: The_Victor

Bring s#it On!! Oh... s#its already been broughten...


10 posted on 06/16/2005 8:37:53 AM PDT by Bigturbowski
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To: Right Wing Assault

"What a joke. If anyone ate any of that pizza, they should be charged with assault."

People have died from diseases resulting from food contaminated with human feces.


11 posted on 06/16/2005 8:38:06 AM PDT by tuffydoodle
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Cheerleaders disciplined for putting feces on pizza

What, no mushrooms?

12 posted on 06/16/2005 8:39:12 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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To: The_Victor

Beldar Conehead on the phone:
"You will deliver one 36" starched personal pan disc, with shredded, spiced swine flesh,
processed mammal lactate, bombadier beetles, crushed glass--
but no salted fish. Or human feces."


13 posted on 06/16/2005 8:39:40 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: The_Victor
I guess I'm weird, but I think this is funny and shows a lot of creativity on the part of the Fossil Ridge cheerleaders. Instead of reporting it to the authorities, though, the Keller girls should have started a rumor that one of their girls had died overnight after getting ill from eating pizza. But, like I said, I'm weird.
14 posted on 06/16/2005 8:41:38 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: TigersEye

When I was on the Lacrosse team in highschool, one of the older kids took my stick and used it to scoop some crap out of the locker room toilet. I didn't cry and alert the authorities/news media but I did wind up and come within an inch of hitting him in the face with dooky lacrosse ball. Always felt sorry for the janitor.


15 posted on 06/16/2005 8:41:49 AM PDT by Callahan
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To: The_Victor

Number-Two for One Coupon


16 posted on 06/16/2005 8:42:50 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: The_Victor

If it was Dominoes.. no one would have noticed....


17 posted on 06/16/2005 8:43:37 AM PDT by tje
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To: The_Victor

I can't think of a single girl that I went to high school with ('79-'83) that would do something like this. It's disturbing when I hear of the fairer sex doing things that only the crudest of men would otherwise do.


18 posted on 06/16/2005 8:44:05 AM PDT by kezekiel
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To: layman

After 9/11 flaming bags of feces on doorsteps is considered terrorism. The kids are just adapting.


19 posted on 06/16/2005 8:44:07 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Mexico, the 51st state.)
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To: Millee
"Give me an S!! Give me an H!! Give me an I!! Give me...."

LOL .... the famous cheer of the Seton Hall Institute of Technology.

20 posted on 06/16/2005 8:44:10 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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