Posted on 06/16/2005 8:28:06 AM PDT by The_Victor
KELLER Four Keller High School cheerleaders were sent home early from camp after allegedly putting human feces on a pizza and trying to frame rival cheerleaders for the deed.
Cheerleaders from rival Fossil Ridge High School had sent the pizza to the Keller squad on the last night of a four-day camp at the University of Texas at Arlington. Less than an hour later, some Keller cheerleaders took the pizza to the Fossil Ridge sponsor, claiming that Fossil Ridge cheerleaders had doctored the pizza with feces.
After questioning, four Keller cheerleaders were sent home, cheerleaders and parents told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram for a story in Thursday's editions.
Federal laws bar officials from discussing the girls' discipline, but such an incident would be considered "serious misconduct," district spokesman Jason Meyer told the newspaper. He said punishment could include sending the girls to the district's disciplinary alternative high school and removing them from the team.
The day after the pizza prank, other Keller cheerleaders apologized and read a letter to the Fossil Ridge squad.
"Give me an S!! Give me an H!! Give me an I!! Give me...."
And I thought pineapple on pizza was weird!
Make 'em eat it.
Go Big Red is now..........
Go Big BROWN!
"What did you get on the pizza?"
"Oh, the usual sh!#."
Wow! Discipline could EVEN mean removal from the team! What a joke. If anyone ate any of that pizza, they should be charged with assault.
Of course, with some of the pizza out there, you couldn't tell if it is covered with $#1t or not.
This is just the sort of thing you can expect as a society moves away from democracy and toward cheerocracy.
When telling your rivals to "eat s#$t" just isn't good enough! =8-O
Bring s#it On!! Oh... s#its already been broughten...
"What a joke. If anyone ate any of that pizza, they should be charged with assault."
People have died from diseases resulting from food contaminated with human feces.
What, no mushrooms?
Beldar Conehead on the phone:
"You will deliver one 36" starched personal pan disc, with shredded, spiced swine flesh,
processed mammal lactate, bombadier beetles, crushed glass--
but no salted fish. Or human feces."
When I was on the Lacrosse team in highschool, one of the older kids took my stick and used it to scoop some crap out of the locker room toilet. I didn't cry and alert the authorities/news media but I did wind up and come within an inch of hitting him in the face with dooky lacrosse ball. Always felt sorry for the janitor.
Number-Two for One Coupon
If it was Dominoes.. no one would have noticed....
I can't think of a single girl that I went to high school with ('79-'83) that would do something like this. It's disturbing when I hear of the fairer sex doing things that only the crudest of men would otherwise do.
After 9/11 flaming bags of feces on doorsteps is considered terrorism. The kids are just adapting.
LOL .... the famous cheer of the Seton Hall Institute of Technology.
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