When telling your rivals to "eat s#$t" just isn't good enough! =8-O
When I was on the Lacrosse team in highschool, one of the older kids took my stick and used it to scoop some crap out of the locker room toilet. I didn't cry and alert the authorities/news media but I did wind up and come within an inch of hitting him in the face with dooky lacrosse ball. Always felt sorry for the janitor.