When I was on the Lacrosse team in highschool, one of the older kids took my stick and used it to scoop some crap out of the locker room toilet. I didn't cry and alert the authorities/news media but I did wind up and come within an inch of hitting him in the face with dooky lacrosse ball. Always felt sorry for the janitor.
LOL Children should probably be kept in cages until they're 20 or so. Maybe 25. I guess that wouldn't pass the Durbin Test though. /sarcasm