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Octogenarian Pizza "Coot" Busted
The Smoking Gun ^
| 5/25/2005
| The smoking gun
Posted on 06/15/2005 2:57:07 PM PDT by keving
MAY 25--Meet Dorothy Densmore. The 86-year-old North Carolina woman was locked up in the Mecklenburg County jail for two days in connection with a bizarre pizza delivery incident. According to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department report, the octogenarian called 911 over 20 times in less than a half hour on Sunday. A police spokeswoman told TSG that Densmore's emergency was that a pizza place refused to deliver a single slice to her Charlotte apartment, and as if that wasn't upsetting enough, she wanted the person who answered the phone at the pizza joint arrested for calling her a "crazy old coot." Instead, it was the 5-foot, 98-pound woman who ended up posing for a mug shot after she allegedly scratched, kicked, and bit the hand of the cop who showed up at her home in response to all the calls. Densmore is charged with misusing the emergency telephone system and resisting arrest. (3 pages)
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: oldcoot; pizza
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Help me post the photo please
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posted on
06/15/2005 2:57:08 PM PDT
by
keving
To: keving
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posted on
06/15/2005 2:59:16 PM PDT
by
Xenophobic Alien
(OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.)
To: keving
LOL!
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posted on
06/15/2005 2:59:43 PM PDT
by
Hoboto
(I blame Hippies.)
To: keving
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posted on
06/15/2005 2:59:54 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: Xenophobic Alien; Hoboto
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:00:28 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: keving
To: thackney; Flyer; humblegunner; Eaker; Xenalyte; TheMom; Allegra
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:00:43 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Three guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.)
To: scott7278; Xenophobic Alien; Hoboto
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:01:18 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Three guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.)
To: pax_et_bonum
She was arrested on three counts.
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:01:43 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: scott7278
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:01:45 PM PDT
by
Xenophobic Alien
(OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
"Where's the beef?"
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:02:20 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
To: scott7278
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:02:46 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Three guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.)
To: keving
Maximal coot factor, if you ask me...
To: keving
How many cats do you think she has?
.
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:06:31 PM PDT
by
itsamelman
(“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Hahahahaha
Look at what she's wearing.........it was probably 100 degrees outside too!
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:06:47 PM PDT
by
SunnyUsa
To: itsamelman
How many cats do you think she has? Alive or dead?
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:07:20 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: itsamelman
I think I can count some nose hairs.
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:11:35 PM PDT
by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: SunnyUsa
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:11:49 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: keving
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posted on
06/15/2005 3:13:14 PM PDT
by
houeto
("Mr. President , close our borders now!")
To: houeto
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